Jago Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Hello everyone. Let’s face it, we all need some cheering up after the Kingstonian result. So let’s do it. Eyes down for a full house – here we go, here we go, here we go. Etcetera. We have one new player, a Mr “Clive”, who has invoked the help of the Greek God Achilles and his infamous weak-spot. Welcome aboard Clive. And, as someone who knows him well, if his predictions are anything like his racing tips I don’t think the rest of us have much to worry about. As we have an odd number it means the Dummy Team is back in operation, at least to start. Any new joiner is welcome to buy them at any time during the season – just let me know on here or at a game (if you know who I am). If not ask someone in the Supporters’ Association. As normal I'll re-state the rules on a later post after someone has replied to this (otherwise they will get merged into this one). And so to the fixtures for week one. Two BIG DERBIES to start – It’s Big Spud v Young Spud, and Lady Jago v My good self. How exciting. And the divisions have been renamed as per previous proposal (nobody objected anyway). Prediction League Week 1 fixtures - by 3pm on Sat 4th Sep Please predict upon: (weird week – internationals and FAC but I’ve done my best) Slovakia v Croatia Newport County v Orient Southend v Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands v Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch v Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : Contingency game Ilford v Aveley (FAC) FAC games – scores before extra time/penalties Good luck to you all. You'll need it JAGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinamo Urchin Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 I'll go first, as the suspense of waiting for someone else to post whilst we await the, ahem, "rules", to be posted will kill me. Slovakia 1 v 2 Croatia Newport County 0 v 1 Orient Southend 1 v 3 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 1 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 4 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 319 Contingency game Ilford 0 v 3 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Slovakia 1 v 1 Croatia Newport County 0 v 2 Orient Southend 2 v 2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 2 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 v 1 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 306 Contingency game Ilford 0 v 5 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted August 29, 2021 Author Share Posted August 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Dinamo Urchin said: I'll go first, as the suspense of waiting for someone else to post whilst we await the, ahem, "rules", to be posted will kill me. Thanks DU. The rules are actually well established and are stated below in a fetching brown colour... It's just their interpretation which I like to use to irritate you (and The Hat of course). Plus they are in a very small font as they are the essentially the "small print" with which to catch you all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMike Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Yeah, rule 6 still sucks eggs, yah boo. In any logical world, if you didn't want a prediction of a Hornchurch defeat then don't include them in the choices. As a CGI generated Meerkat on a successful advertisement campaign would animatedly say "Seeemples" {although they seem to have dropped that now} You say "advice", I say constitutional bullying that would have you in front of a tribunal before you could say "Your Honour, I object" I also don't consider myself "warned", rather "challenged". When I choose to predict against Hornchurch and you want to anonymously "advise" me like a sad little no-life why don't you find me in the ground (your percentage is high, I get to most games home and away and there are enough people who can identify me that if you can't find me you really do have a problem) and tell me to my face why I'm wrong. Or, alternatively, John (or Jago, whatever fits) rather than promoting division (as if there weren't enough in the world) why not just not stop making it an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1961 COYS Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Slovakia 1 v 2 Croatia Newport County 1 v 2 Orient Southend 1 v 2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 v 1 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 463 Contingency game Ilford 0 v 3 Aveley (FAC) I vow to abide by all the rules jage , especially rule 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondGeezer0909 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Slovakia 0-1 Croatia Newport County 0-1 Orient Southend 2-1 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 1-0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3-1 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 349 Contingency game Ilford 1-3 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMike Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Slovakia 0-2 Croatia Newport County 0-2 Orient Southend 0-1 Wrexham Warrington Rylands 2-0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 2-0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 381 Contingency game Ilford 1-0 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urchin Queen Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Slovakia 1 v 1 Croatia Newport County 0 v 1 Orient Southend 0 v 0 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 3 v 1 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 2 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 520 Contingency game Ilford 2 v 1 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR D Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Slovakia 0 v 1 Croatia Newport County 2 v 1 Orient Southend 1 v 3 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 400 Contingency game Ilford 1 v 2 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cup of tea Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Slovakia 1 v 0 Croatia Newport County 1 v 0 Orient Southend 2 v 1 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 v 1 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 278 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrchinYid Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Slovakia 1 v 2 Croatia Newport County 1 v 1 Orient Southend 1 v 2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 3 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 4 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 590 Contingency game Ilford 1 v 4 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Slovakia 1 v 2 Croatia Newport County 0 v 1 Orient Southend 1 v 2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 375 Contingency game Ilford 0 v 3 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Slovakia 0 v 2 Croatia Newport County 1 v 1 Orient Southend 1 v 2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 374 Contingency game Ilford 0 v 4 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeXIX Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Slovakia 0 v 1 Croatia Newport County 2 v 1 Orient Southend 1 v 1 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 3 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 5 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 517 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted September 2, 2021 Author Share Posted September 2, 2021 On 30/08/2021 at 00:43, MikeMike said: Yeah, rule 6 still sucks eggs, yah boo. In any logical world, if you didn't want a prediction of a Hornchurch defeat then don't include them in the choices. As a CGI generated Meerkat on a successful advertisement campaign would animatedly say "Seeemples" {although they seem to have dropped that now} You say "advice", I say constitutional bullying that would have you in front of a tribunal before you could say "Your Honour, I object" I also don't consider myself "warned", rather "challenged". When I choose to predict against Hornchurch and you want to anonymously "advise" me like a sad little no-life why don't you find me in the ground (your percentage is high, I get to most games home and away and there are enough people who can identify me that if you can't find me you really do have a problem) and tell me to my face why I'm wrong. Or, alternatively, John (or Jago, whatever fits) rather than promoting division (as if there weren't enough in the world) why not just not stop making it an issue. Thanks Mike. Love you too. I've sent you a PM Meanwhile here are the results of the Mysterious Nick jury.... Slovakia 1-2 Croatia Newport County 1-1 Orient Southend 2-1 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 1-2 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3-1 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 397 Ilford 0-1 Aveley And here are the hapless punts of FC Chintastico... Slovakia 1-2 Croatia Newport County 1-1 Orient Southend 1-2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 1-1 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 2-0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 444 Ilford 1-3 Aveley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick the bat Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Slovakia 0 v 4 Croatia Newport County 0 v 1 Orient Southend 2 v 1 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 3 v 1 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 5 v 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance :666 Contingency game Ilford 0 v 6 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Upminster Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Marshland Mardlers Slovakia 1 - 2 Croatia Newport County 2 - 0 Orient Southend 2 - 3 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 1 - 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 - 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 384 Contingency game Ilford 1 - 2 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian83 Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Slovakia 1 v 2 Croatia Newport County 1 v 1 Orient Southend 2 v 0 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Ryland 1 v 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 2 0 v Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 286 Contingency game Ilford 1 v 1 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 Breaking news is that the contingency game is off as Ilford have to replay the previous round v Barking. Now there's a first Clive and his Achilles' Back Heels Slovakia 0 - 2 Croatia Newport County 2 - 1 Orient Southend 0-2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 - 0 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 4 - 0 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 514 Contingency game Ilford 0 - 2 Aveley (FAC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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