MikeMike Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Saw this in the "Club News" section. I have a couple of questions. I don't personally know Colin Burford and I couldn't see a link or any contact information so how do I actually contact him for more information? I always stand on the West Side behind the Home dugout (Makes it easier to pass on advice to Mark but he has correctly previously ignored me at Thurrock and Waltham Abbey) so am I eligible? Can I buy a seat but never actually sit in it? Is it a contractual obligation to have my real name on the seat or can I use an amusing pseudonym (PG rated of course as Jago refused my first two or three monikers in the prediction league) If I buy a seat will it improve my chances in the 50/50 draw Will having my name on a seat improve my chances with the ladeeees? If I do choose to sit on the Eastside and someone is in "my" chair can I get a steward to remove them? (I'd bribe them with a cup of tea but I've happily been buying them tea at half time for a while now after someone suggested it would be a nice idea) Does the above apply if it is Colin or Alex (although I usually talk to them in the West Side seats) If Mikey Christou buys a seat can I pay another £5 to have it painted in the style of a TFL cycle lane? [Mikey, you know I love you to bits and yet you shred me every single game] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 All of the above is possible at a price ....?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 And Burf is the bald old guy who wanders around the clubhouse before home games with papers in his hand trying to get money from people ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 I’m interested in one, i’ve quit booze after drinking for 30 years so i’ve got to spend my cash on something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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