Football Chants

[Guest]

Hi,<P>What are the popular 'songs' that you sing - what ones do you like or hate?<P>Is there any occasion when someone has started up a particular song in a comical situation?<P>What sticks in your memory?<P>Just curious - as I am sure that there are many songs that different suppoters sing - and perhaps regional variations.

[David Holden]

It's no good asking us, we are renowned as the quietest fans in the Ryman League if not the country.

[CANV EFM]

speak to the maidenhead 8. they have a couple of classics

[Freebird]

We had loads of songs in the good old days following Enfield around in the APL and Conference.<P>The train song from Chingley, Words to the Eastenders Theme before Anita Dobson, Chants of Banana when playing in yellow.<P>and plenty of unrepeatable stuff about Barnet and Wealdstone

[Guest]

Too many to mention. However, some favourites are:<P>68 years of living next door to Boro (to the tune of "Who the f*ck is Alice?"),<BR>The sh*tty Harrow Borough went to Rome to see the Pope,<BR>If I had the wings of a sparrow,<BR>We'll never die,<BR>My old man said be an Enfield fan,<BR>You are my Wealdstone, <BR>We'll be running round Tescos with our willies hanging out..,<BR>Perfect Day (the Lou Reed classic)<P>etc etc..

[Guest]

So apart from Wealdstone (and the old Enfield days), no one else sings

[cangull]

Edith Piaf used to sing like a bird, or so they say!

[Guest]

We have plently of songs, but the one used the most is:<P>THE STORTFORD (clap clap clap) STORTFORD (clap clap clap) STORTFORD (clap clap clap)<P>Another one of my favourites are:<P>When the Blues went down, we hit the town, and got completly plastered, and we got up won the Loctite Cup, and beat the Harrow B@$T@RD$!!<P>Too many to actually write!!!

[Guest]

We used to sing the theme music to the Addams Family when presented with particularly tall, lanky and clumsy goalkeepers to abuse.

[RalphC]

Never mind Mr. C. Gull - keep taking the tablets - I am sure they will find a cure one day.<p> <p>Wealdstone Fan

[Guest]

During Barrows recent FA Cup victory against Chester City, the chant

"you're just a small town in wales......"

was greeted with great approval from our Popular Side.

Can't say the sheep sha**ers from the valleys were too chuffed though!

[Guest]

We hate carjam and we hate carjam; we hate carjam and we hate carjam; we hate carjam and we hate carjam; we are the carjam hate-ers !