Jago Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Like many of you I had no strong feelings about FC Sion before this weekend. But after their last minute capitulation to a frankly woeful Basel – and my consequent relegation – I now hold them in the same contempt as Jacob Rees Mogg and his cronies. Altogether now, “WE HATE SION, WE HATE SION”. Still it’s not all about me. Apparently. Week 13 saw a lot of other positions settled. Defeats for Mr D and Fat Tom mean they will both be joining me in the bad lands of Collier Row after Christmas – and down in that grim division I regret to announce that Lady Jago and Urchin Dynamo are both confirmed as out of the playoffs (barring a goal difference miracle for AFC Pulisball). Mick The Bat secured the Div 2 title (despite being manager for only one week) – and the other automatic spot will go to Cool Hand Luke if he can grab one more point. Mr Hat will have other ideas though. But it’s the top of Div 1 which attracts all the press coverage. And rightly so. It’s these mega clubs that bring in the sponsorship deals that keep the likes of Blackballed and Cup of Tea going. So good luck to both Wivenhoe and Paul C going into the final week showdown, and unlucky to UrchinYid who failed – but valiantly so – in his bid to retain the trophy. The details are here, if you can bear to read them: UPMINSTER DIVISION COLLIER ROW (S) DIVISION Next Week IT’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN: You will be playing: Fixture predictions : Autumn League, Week 14, 22 Dec 2018. Melbourne City v Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham v Watford Huddersfield v Southampton Canvey v Bowers Urchins v Brightlingsea Att: Come On You Urchins Jago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Time for me to go on a two game losing run and spend another season in this God foresaken division. As it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR D Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Melbourne City 2 v 1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 1 v 3 Southampton Canvey 1 v 2 Bowers Urchins 1 v 0 Brightlingsea Att: 227 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Tom Daley Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 It was nice being in the top tier while it lasted.... valiant effort by the team in the past 2 campaigns (including a promotion). I fear a Sunderland like fall could be in order. Melbourne City 2v1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2v1 Watford Huddersfield 1v1 Southampton Canvey 1v1 Bowers Urchins 1v0 Brightlingsea Att: 215 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted December 17, 2018 Author Share Posted December 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, Fat Tom Daley said: It was nice being in the top tier while it lasted.... valiant effort by the team in the past 2 campaigns (including a promotion). I fear a Sunderland like fall could be in order. The good news - looking at our (and Mr D's) situation from a "glass half full" perspective - is there's nowhere to go after Collier Row! Not unless we suddenly have 10 new joiners which feels a tad unlikely. In other news I would like to apologise for my brain freeze when penning the original post. Obviously Dinamo needs a "goals scored" miracle, not a "goals difference" miracle. Still, a miracle is a miracle no matter your positional differentiator. (I may copyright that statement). Give the boys a cheer at Margate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrchinYid Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Melbourne City 2 v 2 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 1 v 1 Southampton Canvey 1 v 3 Bowers Urchins 2 v 1 Brightlingsea Att: 208 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1961 COYS Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Melbourne City 2 v 1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 1 v 1 Southampton Canvey 1 v 2 Bowers Urchins 2 v 1 Brightlingsea Att: 197 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cup of tea Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Melbourne City 2 v 1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 1 v 2 Southampton Canvey 0 v 2 Bowers Urchins 2 v 0 Brightlingsea Att: 200 Week14.xlsx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Melbourne City 2 v 1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2 v 0 Watford Huddersfield 1 v 2 Southampton Canvey 1 v 2 Bowers Urchins 2 v 0 Brightlingsea Att: 235 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 An utterly futile prediction as I'm already down - but you never know - somebody might have to call in the administrators. Or I could always ban someone, SUCH IS MY POWER Melbourne City 0-2 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2-1 Watford Huddersfield 1-0 Southampton Canvey 1-2 Bowers Urchins 2-0 Brightlingsea Att: 188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Melbourne City 1 v 2 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 1 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 0 v 1 Southampton Canvey 0 v 2 Bowers Urchins 2 v 0 Brightlingsea Att: 195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeXIX Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Melbourne City 1 v 2 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 1 v 2 Southampton Canvey 2 v 2 Bowers Urchins 3 v 1 Brightlingsea Att: 242 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Melbourne City 2 v 2 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 2 v 0 Watford Huddersfield 1 v 2 Southampton Canvey 2 v 2 Bowers Urchins 2 v 0 Brightlingsea Att: 194 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Upminster Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Marshland Mardlers Melbourne City 0 - 1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 3 - 2 Watford Huddersfield 2 - 1 Southampton Canvey 2 - 0 Bowers Urchins 1 - 0 Brightlingsea Att: 183 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wivenhoe Urchin Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Melbourne City 2v1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 1v2 Watford Huddersfield 0v2 Southampton Canvey 1v2 Bowers Urchins 2v1 Brightlingsea Att: 205 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Melbourne City 2 v 2 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 0 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 2 v 1 Southampton Canvey 3 v 1 Bowers Urchins 1 v 1 Brightlingsea Att: 221 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinamo Urchin Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Melbourne City 1 v 1 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 3 v 1 Watford Huddersfield 2 v 1 Southampton Canvey 1 v 3 Bowers Urchins 2 v 1 Brightlingsea Att: 219 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick the bat Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Melbourne city 0 v Melbourne victory 3 West ham 0 v 2 Watford Huddersfield 2 v 2 Southampton Canvey 0 v 2 Bowers Urchins 3 v 0 brightlingsea Att 156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urchin Queen Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Melbourne City 4 v 4 Melbourne Victory (08:50) West Ham 3 v 2 Watford Huddersfield 2 v 4 Southampton Canvey 5 v 0 Bowers Urchins 3 v 3 Brightlingsea Att: 222 I'm 5 minutes late submitting so I've put stupid predictions in. But I'll probably do better than I do with my sensible predictions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 Dear Urchin Queen, as you match is meaningless (no sarky comments please), I shall accept your late sores (except the Melbourne match, obvs). Blackballed is already safe in the playoffs and is a fair-minded chap so I'm sure he won't mind. In other administrative news, Mick the Bat and Dinamo missed the deadline for Melbourne by some distance so will both score zero on that. Dr Admin and The Administrators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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