Jago Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 The FA Trophy eh? Well at least we still have the Essex Senior Cup to add to the league, err, excitement. What the Urchins need up top is a dose of the incredible footballing insight of Urchin Yid who became the first manager of the year to get the attendance bang-on. This helped the young spud to a magnificent 14 goals - while the rest of us blundered about like Mr Bean playing for Romf**d wearing a blindfold. Especially Ozz. So it’s now very tight at the top of Div 1, with Paul_C, Wivenhoe and the aforementioned UrchinYid all level on points, and The Lord of All Upminster ominously tucked in behind. Thereafter it’s a fight to see which two of you can be the most consistently inept to join me in being cast off into the abyss of Collier Row. (South). Talking of which, I checked the Oxford English Dictionary as part of my meticulous preparation of these notes, and wasn't surprised to see that "porous" now includes "Mr D's Defence" as an alternative description. Down in Div 2 there seems to be a conspiracy to allow the Dummy Team to win the group, thereby underlining once and for all the utter futility of this entire competition. NOTE : If anyone wants to take over the New Sheep, or has a wife/boyfriend/child or gullible friend who would like to do so, surely there is no better time? Just let me know. And then pay up... the boys may need some bigger studs for the forthcoming swamp season. The following makes unpleasant reading for many of us: UPMINSTER DIVISION COLLIER ROW (SOUTH) DIVISION Next Week we have : and and to predict upon : Autumn League, Week 9, 17 Nov 2018. Turkey v Sweden Albania v Scotland Italy v Portugal Falkirk v Partick Thistle Hornchurch v Worthing Att : Up the Urchins, the Essex Barcelona Jago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Still top of the league which I think is more shocking than the Dummy Team being second tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrchinYid Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Turkey 1 v 2 Sweden Albania 1 v 3 Scotland Italy 2 v 1 Portugal Falkirk 1 v 1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 1 v 1 Worthing Att: 315 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1961 COYS Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Turkey 1 v 1 Sweden Albania 1 v 1 Scotland Italy 2 v 0 Portugal Falkirk 2 v 2 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 1 v 1 Worthing Att: 597 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeXIX Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Turkey 2 v 2 Sweden Albania 1 v 3 Scotland Italy 2 v 1 Portugal Falkirk 1 v 0 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 1 Worthing Att: 271 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Turkey 2 v 2 Sweden Albania 1 v 1 Scotland Italy 2 v 2 Portugal Falkirk 2 v 1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 1 Worthing Att: 265 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cup of tea Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Dummy team is lethal - and embarrassing for me as I lost to it. Turkey 1 v 3 Sweden Albania 0 v 1 Scotland Italy 2 v 1 Portugal Falkirk 0 v 1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 1 v 1 Worthing Att : 241 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Turkey 1 v 2 Sweden Albania 1 v 1 Scotland Italy 2 v 2 Portugal Falkirk 2 v 0 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 1 Worthing Att : 299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR D Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Turkey 1 v 2 Sweden Albania 1 v 2 Scotland Italy 2 v 1 Portugal Falkirk 2 v 1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 1 Worthing Att : 190 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Turkey 1 v 3 Sweden Albania 1 v 1 Scotland Italy 2 v 1 Portugal Falkirk 2 v 0 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 1 Worthing Att: 299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Tom Daley Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Turkey 1v1 Sweden Albania 0v0 Scotland Italy 1v0 Portugal Falkirk 1v1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 1v1 Worthing Att : 280 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinamo Urchin Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Turkey 1 v 1 Sweden Albania 0 v 2 Scotland Italy 2 v 1 Portugal Falkirk 1 v 2 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 2 Worthing Att : 319 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Upminster Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Marshland Mardlers Turkey 2 - 1 Sweden Albania 1 - 0 Scotland Italy 3 - 2 Portugal Falkirk 1 - 0 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 - 0 Worthing Att : 248 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Turkey 2 v 1 Sweden Albania 0 v 1 Scotland Italy 2 v 0 Portugal Falkirk 0 v 1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 1 Worthing Att: 278 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 On 15/11/2018 at 12:47, cup of tea said: Dummy team is lethal - and embarrassing for me as I lost to it. I blame Thomson. If it wasn't for his controversial withdrawal we wouldn't all be being shown up by the algorithm to end all algorithms. And before anyone asks - yes TNS are eligible for promotion. If I were you I'd stump up a tenner* NOW to take them over and get yourself a chance of a Div 1 place next season. *or a fiver if you are from West Bromwich. Talking of which MR D - I'll be seeking you out relentlessly tomorrow Here are this week's losing scores: THE WIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZARDS Turkey 2-0 Sweden Albania 0-0 Scotland (let's face it -Scotland are NOT going to score) Italy 1-1 Portugal Falkirk 2-1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2-1 Worthing Att : 200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wivenhoe Urchin Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Turkey 0v2 Sweden Albania 1v2 Scotland Italy 0v1 Portugal Falkirk 1v2 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 1v0 Worthing Att : 275 Very different predictions Jago, one of us will do well I reckon ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 COME ON FALKIRK and Turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urchin Queen Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Turkey 0 v 2 Sweden Albania 1 v 1 Scotland Italy 0 v 0 Portugal Falkirk 2 v 1 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 0 Worthing Att 264 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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