Jago Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Hello everyone. Cor Cas eh? Hey-ho, on we go. (Donkey riding etc). Meanwhile the good thing about having our very own Urchin Queen in the league is that she makes the rest of us look vaguely competent - even Mr Hat (once the performance enhancing drugs have worn off- which appears to be the case). I’m doing this on my mobile this week as time is short and I have a beer festival to get to, so it’s anyone's guess how the formatting will work. And I don’t know how to *embolden* on Safari so no point in mentioning any of you as I know you only look for your own results. Though a quick shout out to new leader Mr D and well done Lord Upminster for squeaking the Ozzminster derby Classico. So here we go... UPMINSTER DIVISION Marshland Mardlers (Lord Upminster) 5-4 Dazedandconfused (Ozz) The Wizzzards (Jago) 9-11 The Flat Caps (Mr D) Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe) 9-3 Back of the net (Paul C) Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tom) 9-10 HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinYid) Po Team P W D L F A Pt 1 The Flat Caps (Mr D) 4 3 0 1 41 39 9 2 Back of the net (Paul C) 4 3 0 1 39 35 9 3 HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinY) 4 3 0 1 36 29 9 4 Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe) 4 2 1 1 31 25 7 5 Dazedandconfused (Ozz) 4 2 0 2 30 29 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 6 Marshland Mardlers (Lord Up) 4 2 0 2 29 30 6 7 The Wizzzards (Jago) 4 0 1 3 33 40 1 8 Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tom) 4 0 0 4 34 46 0 COLLIER ROW LOT Carroll's injured? (Cup of Tea) 7-2 Lana Del Jago (Urchin Queen) AFC Pulisball (Dinamo Urchin) 2-9 Retired & Idle (Blackballed) The New Sheep (Dummy Team) 4-9 Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke) Salad Dodger Hotspurs (1961 COYS) 9-5 Dennistoun Dynamos (Hatted Urchin) Po Team P W D L F A Pt 1 Dennistoun Dynamos (Hatted U) 4 3 0 1 31 21 9 2 Salad Dodger Hots (1961 COYS) 4 3 0 1 29 29 9 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3 Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke) 4 2 1 1 40 26 7 4 Carroll's injured? (Cup of T) 4 2 1 1 36 30 7 5 Retired & Idle (Blackballed) 4 2 0 2 26 26 6 6 AFC Pulisball (Dinamo Urchin) 4 1 2 1 31 36 5 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 7 The New Sheep (Dummy Team) 4 1 0 3 30 37 3 8 Lana Del Jago (Urchin Queen) 4 0 0 4 18 36 0 Right. That took an hour on the phone and I’ve lost the will to live, so we’ll do the fixtures by committee at the beer fest. BE THERE IF YOU WANT A SAY. Toodle pip The Artist formerly (and indeed formally) known as Jago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 Well I have to say that was a top event yesterday - well done to all who organised it. Extraordinary band too. I had a lovely time and I apologise now to those I offended during the course of the afternoon. Anyway, I did ask CuppaT, Paul C and Hatted Urchin to sort out the fixtures to give me a break and let me enjoy the session without my customary Sunday fixture anxiety. But yes, you've guessed it, "couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery" is the expression I think. Though Mr Hat did suggest we include Wick Academy. Good idea Gavin - except they're not actually playing, are they? As I said. Piss ups and breweries. Couldn't run a bath. Etc, etc. So we'll go with this lot instead: Fixtures to predict : Week 5, 20th October Utrecht v AZ Alkmaar Cardiff v Fulham Wigan v West Brom Eastleigh v Hampton & R (FAC) Chins v Tonbridge Angels Att: All the best to you all on this fine Monday evening (where England appear to be doing the Biz for once). Oops, Spain just scored... don't mention Dorking Wanderers. The artist formerly known as Jago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrchinYid Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Utrecht 1 v 2 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 1 v 1 Fulham Wigan 0 v 3 West Brom Eastleigh 2 v 0 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 2 v 1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 255 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1961 COYS Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Utrecht 1 v 1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 1 v 1 Fulham Wigan 1 v 2 West Brom Eastleigh 2 v 1 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 2 v 1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 222 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeXIX Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Utrecht v AZ Alkmaar 2-1 Cardiff v Fulham 2-2 Wigan v West Brom 1-3 Eastleigh v Hampton & R 2-1 Chins v Tonbridge Angels 1-2 Att: 225 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Tom Daley Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Utrecht 2v1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 1v1 Fulham Wigan 1v2 West Brom Eastleigh 1v0 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 1v1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 289 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Utrecht 1v0 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 1v2 Fulham Wigan 1v1 West Brom Eastleigh 3v0 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 1v2 Tonbridge Angels Att: 275 NB: My sister's boyfriend did this week's predictions as I would clearly never bet against the mighty Chins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Utrecht 1 v 1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 1 v 2 Fulham Wigan 1 v 2 West Brom Eastleigh 2 v 1 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 3 v 1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 265 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1961 COYS Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Mr Jago I must put in an official complaint. There are two members of this prediction league that should be banned. Can you remind all members that rule 1) is that no prediction with the mighty Urchins in should have an Urchin defeat, it should have at least an Urchin draw ( being a pessimist ) but mostly an Urchin win. Please reprimand accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 I'd like to second that ...... it's not all about wining the prediction league ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Utrecht 1 v 1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 0 v 2 Fulham Wigan 1 v 3 West Brom Eastleigh 2 v 1 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 2 v 1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 275 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 5 hours ago, 1961 COYS said: Mr Jago I must put in an official complaint. There are two members of this prediction league that should be banned. Can you remind all members that rule 1) is that no prediction with the mighty Urchins in should have an Urchin defeat, it should have at least an Urchin draw ( being a pessimist ) but mostly an Urchin win. Please reprimand accordingly. I'm as disgusted as you are but my hands are tied on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 13 minutes ago, The Hatted Urchin said: I'm as disgusted as you are but my hands are tied on this one... It can be edited if you wish ....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 hours ago, The Hatted Urchin said: I'm as disgusted as you are but my hands are tied on this one... Dear Mr Hat. This is not the forum to share your sexual proclivities. Please check with Luke XiX or Tom Daley (the real one) for further information on suitable websites. Dear COYS. I agree. It's very very sad, but that's modern society I'm afraid. You'll notice it is the (relatively) younger element involved, so I guess those of us the generation up need to take a long hard look at our parenting skills. UrchinYid is surprisingly clearly a credit to you in this respect - especially as he probably still can't believe he's been lumbered with a lifetime of heartache and failure up The Lane. Anyway - it is not actually an OFFENCE to predict a Chins' loss - it is merely an AFFRONT TO HUMANITY and ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD. And the stats over the years show that the serial offenders DO NOT PROSPER (I'm looking at you - again - Mr Hat, and you - Urchin Queen). Oh and by the way, Luke's bigger offence is to put the scores after the fixtures, so he joins Cup of Tea and Wivenhoe on the brink of a point's deduction. Finally. Dear Blackballed. A good offer, but you'd probably hit the wrong button on the keyboard ? Have a lovely evening. THE COMMITTEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Jago ......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wivenhoe Urchin Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Utrecht 1v1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 3v1 Fulham Wigan 2v2 West Brom Eastleigh 3v1 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 3v1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 290 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Utrecht 1v1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 2v1 Fulham Wigan 0v1 West Brom Eastleigh 2v0 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 2v1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 275 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urchin Queen Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Utrecht 1 v 1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 0 v 1 Fulham Wigan 3 v 1 West Brom Eastleigh 1 v 0 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 2 v 2 Tonbridge Angels Att: 263 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Upminster Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Marshland Mardlers Utrecht 2 - 0 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 3 - 2 Fulham Wigan 0 - 1 West Brom Eastleigh 3 - 0 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 1 - 0 Tonbridge Angels Att:248 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinamo Urchin Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Utrecht 2 v 1 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 1 v 2 Fulham Wigan 2 v 4 West Brom Eastleigh 1 v 1 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 1 v 1 Tonbridge Angels Att: 219 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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