Everyone whose mobile numbers I've got...

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

...turn your phones off tonight after about 8pm cos I'm gonna get fking [****!!****]ered and text you all with utter crap.

 

Laz - do you still have Yellow's number? Perhaps you could business card it to me so I can text him some crap too!

 

 

[Laz]

Done. Wait for the beep.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Cheers.

 

DRINK - I can't wait to get out of here tonight. Year end accounts and a shitload of hassle from bosses here who have got fk all to do with this department.

 

Double vodkas and red-bull for the first couple of hours, I reckon.

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Party-time!

 

See you losers tomorrow.

 

 

[JKiF]

not if i seeeeeeee you first

[Chubbhead EFM]

Put the messages on here so the rest of us can enjoy them. And no editing either!

[Stu B]

Good thinking Chubbster! I want to see Zeal at his drunken best!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Ugh. Think there may be a few. I feel absolutely dreadful this morning.

 

Yellow Army, Gary Roberts, Charlotte Church and CANV were among the recipients.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

i got 6 i think.. the last four i didnt notice till this morning..

they made for quality reading..

[YELLOW]

Mate, you sounded really offended when I texted you back, calling you a w..ker! That second voicemail was quality! I would have answered it but was about to go to bed!

 

PS: I'll warn you now mate, LMU's got your phone number so expect havoc!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

We left you voicemails??

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Could never be really offended by you, Yellow. You're just too damn loveable!!

 

 

[YELLOW]

Yeah twice. First time I didn't hear my phone going off and you left a voicemail telling me to switch my mobile on. I think you called me a c..t! Second time was about 10.45. You said my proper name and said something about loving me more than Thornsy. Something about Oasis as well!

 

Damn quality mate. Sorry I didn't answer my phone but as I said, I was really knackered and wanted to go to bed.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

None of the above surprises me!!

 

You spoken to Matt yet today??

 

 

[YELLOW]

No mate, you didn't start texting him as well?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yes, mate.

 

We told him that we'd taken you hostage and were gonna slit your throat. He didn't seem overly concerned for you!

 

Some mate!

 

 

[gertcha EFM]

Gutted I didn't make it out. bloody work. Did Thornsy have any joy in the Cross Keys ?

 

"i've seen kenny dalgliesh play. seen Gazza play. I've seen lineker, waddle, barnes play. Giggs and beckham all play. Never seen Rooney play. But he's seen me."

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I think quite a few people got that one - YA2K made reference to it this morning!!

 

Thornsy did indeed get some joy - see "Big Tits" thread!!

 

 

[YELLOW]

Yeah some mate!!, I'm surprised you didn't phone up and start singing "Do They Know It's Christmas" down the phone.

 

I still think that was funny when I texted you calling you a w..ker, if you've still got that message put it on here! You seemed to take it so personally!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I don't have it, unfortunately. Can't even remember what it said!!