Crazy Laws!!!!

[Claire!]

* AllEnglish Men over the age of 14 are to practice 2 or so hours of longbow a week supervised by a clergy

*Hackney carriages must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats

*It is illegal for 2 adult men to sleep together in the same house as a thirdperson

*it is illegal to stand within 100 yards of a monach when not wearing socks

*Excluding Sundays it is perfectly legal to shoot a scotsman wityha bow and arrow in York

*It is illegal for an MP to enter the house of commons wearing a suit of amour

*It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it's on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is in the vehicle

*It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public, except as a clerk in a tropical fish store in Liverpool

*Any boy under the age of 10 must not see a naked mannequin

*Having sexual relations with a proqupine in Florida is illegal

*It is illegal to be drunk in possesion with a cow in Scotland

*Moose may not be viewed as an airplane in Alaska

*It is considered an offence to push a moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska

*If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter in Florida, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would a vehicle

 

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[JKiF]

women get the vote

[HelenC]

Where the hell did you get those from? Insane! Which countries do they apply to?

 

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[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

JK - hit the nail on the head there, mate.

 

Helen - as a guess, I'd say the ones referring to York and Liverpool are possibly British laws, whereas I have a hunch that the ones referring to Alaska and Florida might well be American.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

LOL

[Claire!]

They all apply to England apart from the ones that state Florida or Alaska!!!

 

All these laws are still inforce today. I'm not too sure if we should write a letter to that bloke at number 10 stating that the law needs to be changed!! I mean, how many Hackney carriages do we know that carries hay in their boot?