Lady of leisure!!!

[Claire!]

Blimey, having nothing to do is so boring!

 

All i've done today is sit on the net, having a surf, then going down't pub, where Shivorn (rough geezer bird from Markyate) is planning her divorce party in't pub (she's only been married 6 weeks, took her 3 years to get her divorce through!!!!) The Wedding cake was used as a weapon, and subsiquently, this is why they decided to get divorced!!!!)

 

Now back on here, and nowt to do, oh well, never mind!!!

 

 

[HelenC]

Bimley I remember those days! Great story Claire! You going to be back on here now then?!!

 

LOL

 

[Claire!]

lol!!!!!

 

Well, inbetween my job hopping i'll be on here!!!!

 

What you up to Helski, like the pic of Humphrey by the way!!!!!

[HelenC]

Who the hell is that??

 

 

[Claire!]

Humphrey? The humping dog!!!! Like it!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

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she's only been married 6 weeks, took her 3 years to get her divorce through

She must've been married more than 6 weeks, then.

[Claire!]

She was Zeal!!! I promise you! The story is the following:

 

They got married, but unknown to her, he was sleeping with the chief bridesmaid (even on the actual wedding day itself he had his leg over with her!), then she found out about this 6 weeks later when someone made a comment about it in the pub. She went mad, and told him she wanted a divorce, he said no, she said yes, etc etc. Until 3 years on, when he wanted to get married to the bridesmaid and now they're getting a divorce! She's going to hold a "divorce" party to celebrate!!! Should be fun?!!!!!!!!

[JKiF]

3 years????

 

 

confused

[Claire!]

LOL!!!! Don't worry about it! i know it doesn't make any sence, but it's Markyate and anything is possible in this dump, that they call "a respectable, quite village" Anything to sell a blo@dy house!!!!!

[HelenC]

You've changed my picture!! Not bad!

 

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Helen, is that you <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Rob_the_Saint]

Claire, shouldn't you be wiping babies' bottoms?

[Claire!]

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HelenC said:
You've changed my picture!! Not bad!

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LOL!!!!! Sorry mate!!!! Just couldn't resist!!!!!! Looks so sweet though doesn't it?!!!! You can buy a Humphrey for only £10 now - bargain!!!!!

[HelenC]

No Claire the dog is ugly!!

 

EFMTFTV. Looks ever so much like me doesnt it?!!

 

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[Claire!]

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Rob the Saint said:
Claire, shouldn't you be wiping babies' bottoms?

LOL!!!! Hmmmmm, i should be!!!!!!!!

[HelenC]

So why arent you?!!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Oh dear. Fed up with it already, Claire.

 

Hate to say I told you so, as the Hives once gloated!

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!! The kids were lovely, i havent a problem with them!! Just more suited to the more intellegent jobs that are around!!!!!

 

Oh, Zeal, you havn't told me so by the way!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

So... when did you quit?

 

How long did that job last?

 

What happened to "making a difference to the world" and all the other things you were crowing about before Christmas!!?

 

What intelligent jobs will you be applying for??

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!! Zeal, just by being me, i am making a difference to the world!!!!!!