el ricay desperados...

[Uncle Urchin]

now it seems as though ricays ship has finally come home and their fortunes are on the up with a new chairman and loads of dosh...not as much as we have of course...(even man u cant match us)...but enough to start turning things around...

 

so there is a flurry of demented activity at the moment in a desperate attempt to buy 54 new players to play against us on saturday....

 

my scouts inform me that 'justintime' is frantically scouring the barclaycard premiership and la liga to ensure that the quality of players brought in is good enough to beat us on saturday....

 

apparently nicolas anelka has had enough of keegan and was quoted as saying...''I need a bigger challenge than city....ricay will give me that rise in class''.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

stan collymore is another on the list.....his wage demands were not too high but the cost of paying off the scrubbers that he beats up was beyond the budget....

 

michael owen was also approached but felt that another two years at liverpool would help him improve before stepping up onto ricays stage....

 

paul gascoigne is the hot tip for a start aginst us on saturday....apparently contract terms have been agreed and its just a case of obtaining his release from the priory in time for the game.....

 

either way...'el desperados' from the ricay slums are very keen to sign a couple before the big derby game....

 

as if it would make any difference... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Rushy]

as Mandy Dingle used to say.. "Money cant buy class"....

[GazzaBTFC]

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as Mandy Dingle used to say.. "Money cant buy class"....

As proven by Hornchurch. And The 'Ricay are gonna hammer that lesson home on Saturday

[Rushy]

You believe everything Mandy Dingle would say????

 

I know she plays a pikey but its not real life ya know.. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

How much did Kettering pay for their team?

[Uncle Urchin]

after speaking to their chairman pabird on new years day...you'd be amazed what they paid for their 'team'...

 

obviously that little setback really cheered you up....enjoy......there won't be many...

[Diz]

pabird are you a closet kettering fan?

[Uncle Urchin]

well he is to a degree as he lives there....but he follows the teams that his boys play for...currently esconced at purthruck aintya pabird... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

however....his joy is in seeing us get beaten...not actually in supporting the team that beats us....

 

he's a strange little bird is our pabird...

 

bit jealous methinks.... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Diz]

perhaps he should come down to the stadium of dreams and actually give us some positive feedback for once.

rather better than his constant negative vibes

[GazzaBTFC]

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however....his joy is in seeing us get beaten...

Isn't that everyones joy?

[EMH O30crew]

we will see come Saturday!!

[Urchino]

I shouldn't worry Unc if Mr Kent gives Justin Edinburgh 1M to spend, he will probablly come back with some magic beans !

 

[Nette]

LOL <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Pabird? cynical,mickey taker yes, against Hornchurch! no

Hornchchurch fans? give it large! yes insult every other available club! yes, fragile ego!s for certain.

When you give it large you invite natural mickey takers (like Pabird) to come back at any signs of weakness I.E. you all started the season giving it big on being in conference 1. next season, now!

You have done tops in establishing yourselves as a senior premier club in year one, next season (believe me) will not be a shoe in to C-1 and you will do very well to finish top three

Is that failure? no its success and believe it or not I believe you are a welcome addition to non-league soccer at premier level

[Uncle Urchin]

eerrr...thanks pabird.....

 

perhaps you could therefore accept that trillions of urchin fans aint really interested in your biased opinions....

 

we're a happy club pabird and you wont change that....carry on slating us and you'll also find that you wont be welcome either....

 

give it a rest...we aint interested in your pipe smoking pontifications.....

 

we're only interested in what WE are doing....

 

you dont come into it......ply the purthruck forum with your words of wisdom....

 

history an' all that..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

Nothing wrong with a pipe, UU.

Just don't do it in enclosed spaces!! <img src="/images/graemlins/pipe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/pipe.gif" alt="" />