Shipman found hanged in cell

[Rob_the_Saint]

Is that what you call 'good noose'?

 

(JR eat yer heart out)

[Urchino]

That was such a ropey joke !

[mala_D]

We didn't have to Hang Around for the punchline though, did we.

[Rushy]

apparently he was upset by the other inmates when they told him to....

 

wait for it......

 

 

 

 

 

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get knotted!

[mala_D]

And apparently the screws told the inmates to expect new jumpers after xmas.

[pabird]

Wonder if he had a warder named Albert Pierpoint??

[Rob_the_Saint]

Well, I heard he'd been put away for a long stretch (ho ho).

 

Jolly decent of the chap to save us poor ol' taxpayers £30K per annum just like that.

[Rushy]

was a pain in the neck.... groan

[American FLEET FAN No1]

There is a conspiracy theory..........his 'friends' put him up to it!!!!

[Rushy]

apparently he had a big nob.. he was certainly well hung

[Stu B]

I think he ran out of "patience" by the end <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EMH O30crew]

oh god!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

you lot should be damn well ashamed of yourselves!! I cant believe that grown adults could be so unsympathetic as to subject the readers of this thread to such dreadful jokes!!!

Personally I reckon he found out his Dad was from Billericay and just had to top his self!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

That would do it i suppose!

[Rob_the_Saint]

So that's what they mean by a suspended sentence!! boom boom!!

 

Sorry, I'll stop now.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Was this the result of a hung jury?

[mala_D]

I always thought he had a hang-dog expression on his face.

And apparently he'd been listening to "Jump" by Van Halen before he did it.

Mind you...that's enough to make anyone top themselves.

Should of been listening to The Clash album "Give 'Em Enough Rope" instead.

[Big J R]

Lets face it, Shipman was just a [color:"red"] 'DROP' [color:"black"] in the Ocean.

 

Probably caused be too much [color:"red"] 'SWING' [color:"black"] music on the prison radio.

[Rushy]

Harold Shipman will be sadly missed by the remaining members of the

prison boxing team - apparently he had a lethal jab.....

 

Hollywood have jumped on the news that Harold Shipman has killed himself.

They have announced that a new film will be made detailing his life

as a mass murderer. The lead role will be played by Robert Di Nero.

It's going to be called "The Old Dear Hunter".

 

[Mr Happy]

that was sick (funny though)!

[EMH O30crew]

ye gods!!