Apparant New Signings ???

[Urchino]

Apparantlly George Borg was on BBC Essex saying that he would be seeing Mr.Calder on Monday morning to authorize the signing of not one but TWO experienced top strikers !

 

I don't know if this is linked but i saw Rivaldo and Boksic over Hornchurch country park yesterday <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Dan Sampford]

Rivaldo is on 100 grand a week for an Saudi Arabia team. Many players are over there just for the £££££££££££

[Bridge]

DAN, one hundred grand a week....thats small change for the urchins. The only reason we didn't sign him is because he's sh*t!!!!...lol

[EMH O30crew]

yeah..we told beckham to piss off coz he cant tackle..and Ronaldo is just too ugly to be an Urchin!!

[Diz]

any news yet?

[mala_D]

I saw Michael Owen in Greggs the Bakers in Hx this morning. It's not him...is it???

[mala_D]

I should add <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> in case any of our younger, more gullible contingent take this seriously.

[Rushy]

well nicky butt is on the market.. given a choice between urchins & spurs.. take the urchins.

[mala_D]

He was in Woolworths!!!

[Rushy]

just my luck.. all these stars in hornchurch high street & i'm stuck @ work in basilscum..

 

Maybe i'll see Heskey in the Eastgate centre on his way to Ricay..

[mala_D]

Living in Celebrityville, as we do, is a bit of a pain really.

Only the other day I had to ask Shane MaGowan and Lulu to stop blowing smoke in my direction when I was in Westland Caff. That Stephen Hawkins kept bumping into me trolley in Sainsburys. I wont mention what that Tara Palmer-Tompkinson was doing in the library, but let's just say it involved a pair of wellies, a rubber device, and John Inman.

 

[Bridge]

Careful Mal...You might get some people going with that last post....Well did you join in....LOL

[Rushy]

the most famous I've seen is EMHdad & his band in the firkin New Years Eve.. bloody awful racket <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

Quote:

Bridge said:
Well did you join in....LOL

I try not to enter the Romantic Fiction Section. Didn't stop TPT from entering tho'.

[Rushy]

John Inman you say? Now he could be a new signing...

 

he's free!

[Uncle Urchin]

and I saw Dr Shipman 'hanging' around in dobsons.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

Groan!! <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

'Ere, imagine what everybody else's reaction will be later when they log-in and find so many posts on this thread. They'll get excited, thinking that there some fantastic news...and be very disappointed. Bit like John Inman, really. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Anyway enough...back to work!

[Bridge]

Boom Boom....lol

[Rushy]

naahh.. he'd spend all match goal Hanging

[mala_D]

Quote:

Rushy said:
naahh.. he'd spend all match goal Hanging

This is marginally...only marginally...better than your comment this morning in The Pub. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Barrel meet scraper methinks.