Fights with the Rich and Famous

[Big J R]

The late lamented Oliver Reed !

 

Well, it wasn't exactly a fight - He used to live at Broome Hall, a huge country house 5 miles south of me.

 

I went into the local curry house to collect a take-away and he was in there with his brother and Catherine, (Wife), and a friend. totally pi**ed, (what else ?)

 

ANYWAY - Me being 6ft-2", he decided to have a playfight with me, even though he was wearing a kilt at the time. I ended up with my head embedded in polystyrene tiles in the ceiling after he flifted me up.

 

Still got his autograph on an Embassy No1 fag packet upstairs. A prized possession. Sadly missed. A real mans man !!

[AFF]

Now let me get this right.

 

Having shoved you up through the ceiling of the curry house, Oliver went upstairs and autographed your cigarette packet?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

Zealster EFM 10k said:
Thorns is neither rich, nor famous.

I am considerably richer than yaw ......... and famous <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I think me and gertcha often piss off Tom Hingley

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Quote:

I am considerably richer than yaw ......... and famous

In yer dreams, pal!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Lets compare bank statements then!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

No.

 

Let's compare high interest Building Society statements!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well I haven't got one ..... so I guess with a zero balance, I'd still win he he he <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Actaully back to the orginal point I did recently throw a cider can (surprise surprise) over a large crowd of people onto the red carpet area of a film premier in Leicester Square, I'm sure if it hit anyone famous though I would of heard!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Believe me, that building society account has a lot more than just the one zero on it! There is a very tidy amount of money in it!

 

Bloody shame I can't get my hands on any of it just yet!

 

 

[Laz]

Good to see you haven't lost it with the cider cans, Thornsey.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Going back to what you were saying about the Horn of Plenty, one of the blokes I work with, who is called Leigh, claims his mother run the pub during the period you were talking about. Lets just say it sounds like his kind of parentage!!

 

Famous people I have met:

1.Tony Hart in the Harlequin shopping centre in Watford.

2 Samantha Janus in Costa

3. Some bloke who used to do the outside broadcasts on the Big Breakfast- In Costa( and he was really rude, 'cos he was talking on his phone while I was taking his order!)

4. Kym Marsh and Jack Ryder- in Costa

5. That bloke who played Tom in Eastenders(Sharon's Boyfriend? Had a brain tumour and died in a house fire?) in the St. Albans market.

6. Some kids author whose name I can't remember- at School.

7. Tony Benn-at a sociology conference.

8. Paul from S Club 7.

 

That's about it really- rubbish!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

3 would be Richard Awford.

 

Used to see him alot in the Tudor. Twat.

 

 

[Stu B]

I've met;

Hunter from Gladiators!

Anthea Turners at Woodville halls(Gravesend's "theatre")

Gavin Peacock(think that was his name,the ex chelsea bloke)

That's pathetic!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Most of you have met me!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I met Fran Healy in Baggy Mondays a couple of months ago, aparently Kings of Leon were in there as well, but I decided not to see them!

[Laz]

I met Wurzel who used to be in Motorhead once.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I've met sh*tloads of celebs one way or another. Not quite sure how I've managed to tot up so many, although alot of them are professional footballers.

 

Gary Lineker, Siobhan Donaghy, Darren Anderton, Ian Beale, ex-Beatle Pete Best, Stephen Merchant from the Office, John Motson, Geoff Hurst to name just a few...

 

 

[Laz]

I bet Pete Best was in the Horn?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Indeed it was!