Fights with the Rich and Famous

[Laz]

Who is the most famous person that anyone on here has had a fight with?

 

A mate of mine decked Wham sidekick Andrew Ridgeley years ago but before he was famous. Just wondered if anyone else had had any scuffles with anyone of note.

[Chubbhead EFM]

i've yet to loose my 'fight virginity' I'm afraid! But next time Kym Marsh comes in to Costa I'll be sure to land one on her!

[Laz]

Good girl Chubski! Give her a slap from me.

[CANV EFM]

no fights with anyone famous.. in fact i have hardly ever seen anyone famous...

1. gloria huniford in a crappy red sierra in holburn

2.norman wisdom at stanstead going to portugal

3. shane ritchie having a p.ss at a hotel in disneyland florida.. he was ranting about the euro and how we shouldnt join cos the germans stiffed us in the erm currency crisis af 1991, didnt wash his hands either..

4.charlton heston at madrid airport waiting for my bags.. there were about 12 of us all in fancy dress on a stag do.. one guy dressed as spartacus got his foto taken with him... im pretty sure it made loaded.. poor charlton was a bit confused at the whole thing..

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thats all he famous people i can remember being anywhere near.. pretty piss poor list as well apart from charlton

[Laz]

I saw Jonathan King in the old Marquee once.

I should have decked him while I had the chance.

 

I'm suprised you didn't take a pop at Norman Wisdom.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I upset Darren Anderton in Radio Days back in 1997.

 

Spurs had just lost 0-4 at Coventry, and I was pretty pissed with a fellow Spurs fan, and we asked what the fk he was doing out enjoying himself with two birds after a result like that.

 

It was at our works Christmas Party, and our company and Dazza were the only two parties who'd booked tables upstairs. It was a messy evening, and I just wouldn't leave the c-nt alone.

 

He eventually made a complaint about me to the management, and I was told to stay away from him after that or I'd be lobbed out.

 

I think he was pretty unhappy too that I told one of the birds he was with that he'd sh*gged a bird I used to go to school with about three months previously.

 

Turns out the bird I was talking to was his missus.

 

 

[Laz]

Some years back, Vinnie Jones' mum used to run the Horn of Plenty. One night, my mate Ralph and I were messing about in there and we managed to trip her up so she ended up on the floor with everyone watching. We made a hasty exit.

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

How long ago was that?

 

I remember quite a fierce lady running it about 10-12 years ago.

 

 

[Laz]

Probably about 1987.

 

You're probably thinking about the woman who took over after that. And yes, she was fierce. She took was from East London and I remember her and her old man taking over, probably about 1988. I was banned a little while after that after some biker-nutcase that I used to know punched the landlord. My ex was beaten up in there about the same time in a drunken brawl.

 

Funnily enough, my mate Ralph was attacked by the landlady in there after, someone from City, who will remain unnamed, told her he'd broken a window. I can't remember her name; it may come back to me later.

 

She was definately still there in late 1990 when my ban was finally lifted so I could attend a mate's funeral in there.

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

I had a minor dust up with John Sessions (then Marshall) once when he was at Verulam school (then St Albans Boys' Grammar). Nothing serious, just handbags stuff.

[CANV EFM]

yeah.. imagine how many 'mr grimsdales' that poor [***!!***] gets everywhere he goes.. good work on anderton there C.Z.

[Laz]

Rob, seems to be top of the pops so far, although, Zealster seems to have really gone for it with Dazza.

[JKiF]

James Brown backstage at new order brixton academy

 

im sure theres a few more...

 

talking of vinnie jones gave him a few lifts home down alma road after training

[EFM's Librarian]

I'm presuming you mean the James Brown of 'Loaded' fame, rather than the one who might have told you to get up because he felt like a sex machine?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Quote:

Laz EFM said:
Rob, seems to be top of the pops so far, although, Zealster seems to have really gone for it with Dazza.

I will attempt to topple Rob from the top-spot, by pointing out that my 'fight with the rich and famous' was with someone who was actually rich and famous at the time, as opposed to someone who later became rich and famous!

[JKiF]

libro ure too good

 

it was over his media obsession with all thing Leeds

tho the godfather of funk has played there...

[EFM's Librarian]

Zeal - If you'd had a fight with Thorns this would have beaten the Anderton story - look at the title of the thread - 'FIGHTS with the rich and famous'. Not 'occasions on which I have severely pissed off the rich and famous' <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Thorns is neither rich, nor famous.

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

In my case it was 'schoolboy scuffle with someone who later became averagely famous and later declared himself gay'.

 

Not exactly something to be proud of, wish I hadn't mentioned it really. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

nothing wrong with slapping a fudger around a bit..