MC Harvey

[JKiF]

 

re Michael jackson

'Gods representative on earth'

 

last night on 100 pop worst rekords

 

what an absolute plum

[Little Miss Urchin]

I particularly liked it when he said few had the right to step foot on the same stage as our odd friend*

 

 

*I say friend in its broadest possible meaning - more in the way we tolerate them because we find them useful to entertain us only.

[JKiF]

 

 

old Jarvis certainly had the right that night at the brits <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Yeah that was some night, The Brits 96. Jarvis Cocker, what a geezer for doing that!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Excellent programme that 100 Worst Records - recorded it of course to watch again and again.

 

Billie at no.7? Surely not - that was a superb tune.

 

Actually, it was quite worrying how many of that hundred I actually own!!

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

what was number 1?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Cheeky Girls - Touch My Bum!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

- tenuous link -

 

Talking of Brandon Block, he was on Buzzcocks last night.

 

As was Terry Hall.

 

Who these days bears a striking resemblance to that fella ESG who used to come on here!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

1 The Cheeky Girls The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

2 Cliff Richard The Millennium Prayer

3 Black Lace Agadoo

4 Elton John Candle In The Wind 1997

5 The Fast Food Rockers Fast Food Song

6 Mr Blobby Mr Blobby

7 Billie Because We Want To

8 Aqua Barbie Girl

9 Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart

10 Jennifer Lopez Jenny From The Block

11 Keith Harris and Orville Orville's Song

12 Gerri Halliwells Look At Me

13 Bombalurina featuring Timmy Mallett Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

14 Bryan Adams (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

15 One True Voice Sacred Trust

16 Mariah Carey and Westlife Against All Odds

17 Baha Men Who Let The Dogs Out?

18 Steps 5678

19 Smokie feauring Roy 'Chubby' Brown Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice)

20 Anita Dobson Anyone Can Fall In Love

21 St. Winifred's School Choir There's No One Quite Like Grandma

22 The Teletubbies Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh'

23 Michael Jackson Earth Song

24 Chris de Burgh The Lady In Red

25 Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On

26 Vanilla No Way No Way

27 The Spice Girls Wannabe

28 Catherine Zeta Jones For All Time

29 Who Da Man? Mama

30 Michael Bolton Can I Touch You There?

31 The Tweets The Birdie Song

32 Gareth Suspicious Minds

33 Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle Diamond Lights

34 Britney Spears Lucky

35 Little Jimmy Osmond Long Haired Lover From Liverpool

36 Cher Believe

37 Los Del Rio Macarena

38 Sabrina Boys (Summertime Love)

39 Grange Hill Cast Just Say No

40 Sylvia Y Viva Espania

41 Robson and Jerome Unchained Melody

42 Bob the Builder Can We Fix It?

43 Gazza and Lindisfarne Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)

44 Joe Dolce Music Theatre Shaddap You Face

45 Natalie Casey Chick, Chick, Chicken

46 Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby

47 Samantha Fox Touch Me (I Want Your Body)

48 Clive Dunn Grandad

49 Donny Osmond Puppy Love

50 Boney M Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday

51 Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You

52 Des O'Connor Dick-A-Dum-Dum (King's Road)

53 Milli Vanilli Girl, You Know It's True

54 Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham Out Of Your Mind

55 Peter Andre Mysterious Girl

56 England World Cup Squad Back Home

57 Nick Berry Every Loser Wins

58 Hanson MmmBop

59 Middle of the Road Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep

60 Technohead I Wanna Be A Hippy

61 Stefan Dennis Don't It Make You Feel Good

62 Meatloaf I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

63 Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus We All Stand Together

64 The Firm Star Trekkin

65 Martine McCutcheon Perfect Moment

66 Doop Doop

67 USA for Africa We Are The World

68 The Chippendales Give Me Your Body

69 Kylie Minogue I Should Be So Lucky

70 The Rednex Cotton Eye Joe

71 Terry Wogan The Floral Dance

72 Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper

73 Five feat. Queen We Will Rock You

74 Cristina Aguilera Dirrty

75 Bette Middler Wind Beneath My Wings

76 2 Unlimited No Limits

77 Color Me Badd I Wanna Sex U Up

78 David Bowie The Laughing Gnome

79 Wet Wet Wet Love Is All Around

80 Sinitta So Macho

81 Madonna American Pie

82 Rod Stewart Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

83 Starship We Built This City

84 PJ and Duncan Let's Get Ready To Rhumble

85 Naomi Campbell Love And Tears

86 Rene and Renato Save Your Love

87 Whigfield Saturday Night

88 Lionel Richie Hello

89 The Wombles Remember You're A Womble

90 Richard Harris MacArthur Park

91 The Reynolds Girls I'd Rather Jack

92 Fat Les Vindaloo

93 Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder Ebony And Ivory

94 Denise la Salle My Toot Toot

95 The Shamen Ebeneezer Goode

96 Bucks Fizz Making Your Mind Up

97 Band Aid II Do They Know It's Christmas?

98 Chas and Dave Rabbit

99 Bewitched C'est la Vie

100 Babylon Zoo Spaceman

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

For the record, I own the following... (those in bold are ones I deliberately went out and bought, as opposed to me owning as a result of their incidental appearance on a compilation album)...

 

2 Cliff Richard The Millennium Prayer

3 Black Lace Agadoo

7 Billie Because We Want To

8 Aqua Barbie Girl

13 Bombalurina featuring Timmy Mallett Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

14 Bryan Adams (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

18 Steps 5678

20 Anita Dobson Anyone Can Fall In Love

24 Chris de Burgh The Lady In Red

25 Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On

26 Vanilla No Way No Way

27 The Spice Girls Wannabe

31 The Tweets The Birdie Song

33 Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle Diamond Lights

34 Britney Spears Lucky

38 Sabrina Boys (Summertime Love)

40 Sylvia Y Viva Espania

43 Gazza and Lindisfarne Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)

46 Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby

50 Boney M Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday

51 Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You

53 Milli Vanilli Girl, You Know It's True

56 England World Cup Squad Back Home

57 Nick Berry Every Loser Wins

61 Stefan Dennis Don't It Make You Feel Good

62 Meatloaf I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

63 Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus We All Stand Together

64 The Firm Star Trekkin

65 Martine McCutcheon Perfect Moment

69 Kylie Minogue I Should Be So Lucky

76 2 Unlimited No Limits

79 Wet Wet Wet Love Is All Around

84 PJ and Duncan Let's Get Ready To Rhumble

88 Lionel Richie Hello

89 The Wombles Remember You're A Womble

91 The Reynolds Girls I'd Rather Jack

92 Fat Les Vindaloo

93 Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder Ebony And Ivory

94 Denise la Salle My Toot Toot

95 The Shamen Ebeneezer Goode

96 Bucks Fizz Making Your Mind Up

98 Chas and Dave Rabbit

99 Bewitched C'est la Vie

 

Actually, there's a worryingly high number in bold there. I feel truly ashamed of myself, and feel free to remind me of Nick Berry whenever I start taking the piss out of any of you losers!!

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

God, that's 43% of the hundred worst singles ever <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[JKiF]

knew you had no taste, eh LOL <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[SteveP]

I thought the Chas and Dave addition was scandalous. However feel a sense of justice that Aguilera, Dion, Aqua and Steps were on there.

 

It's just a shame to see the list let itself down so badly. I was driving on Christmas Day listening to 'There Ain't No Pleasing You' on XFM. The world should know better than to pick on Chas or Dave.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I was 6 when I bought The Birdie Song, Agadoo when I was 8, and 11 for Nick Berry.

 

I have no excuse, however, for buying Wet Wet Wet's drab Love Is All Around at the age of 19!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I own the following one way or another (IN BOLD)

No Way, No Way by Vanilla is the one I wish I owned the most <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

Quote:

Zealster EFM 10k said:

1 The Cheeky Girls The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

2 Cliff Richard The Millennium Prayer

3 Black Lace Agadoo

4 Elton John Candle In The Wind 1997

5 The Fast Food Rockers Fast Food Song

6 Mr Blobby Mr Blobby

7 Billie Because We Want To

8 Aqua Barbie Girl

9 Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart

10 Jennifer Lopez Jenny From The Block

11 Keith Harris and Orville Orville's Song

12 Gerri Halliwells Look At Me

13 Bombalurina featuring Timmy Mallett Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

14 Bryan Adams (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

15 One True Voice Sacred Trust

16 Mariah Carey and Westlife Against All Odds

17 Baha Men Who Let The Dogs Out?

18 Steps 5678

19 Smokie feauring Roy 'Chubby' Brown Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice)

20 Anita Dobson Anyone Can Fall In Love

21 St. Winifred's School Choir There's No One Quite Like Grandma

22 The Teletubbies Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh'

23 Michael Jackson Earth Song

24 Chris de Burgh The Lady In Red

25 Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On

26 Vanilla No Way No Way

27 The Spice Girls Wannabe

28 Catherine Zeta Jones For All Time

29 Who Da Man? Mama

30 Michael Bolton Can I Touch You There?

31 The Tweets The Birdie Song

32 Gareth Suspicious Minds

33 Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle Diamond Lights

34 Britney Spears Lucky

35 Little Jimmy Osmond Long Haired Lover From Liverpool

36 Cher Believe

37 Los Del Rio Macarena

38 Sabrina Boys (Summertime Love)

39 Grange Hill Cast Just Say No

40 Sylvia Y Viva Espania

41 Robson and Jerome Unchained Melody

42 Bob the Builder Can We Fix It?

43 Gazza and Lindisfarne Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)

44 Joe Dolce Music Theatre Shaddap You Face

45 Natalie Casey Chick, Chick, Chicken

46 Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby

47 Samantha Fox Touch Me (I Want Your Body)

48 Clive Dunn Grandad

49 Donny Osmond Puppy Love

50 Boney M Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday

51 Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You

52 Des O'Connor Dick-A-Dum-Dum (King's Road)

53 Milli Vanilli Girl, You Know It's True

54 Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham Out Of Your Mind

55 Peter Andre Mysterious Girl

56 England World Cup Squad Back Home

57 Nick Berry Every Loser Wins

58 Hanson MmmBop

59 Middle of the Road Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep

60 Technohead I Wanna Be A Hippy

61 Stefan Dennis Don't It Make You Feel Good

62 Meatloaf I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

63 Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus We All Stand Together

64 The Firm Star Trekkin

65 Martine McCutcheon Perfect Moment

66 Doop Doop

67 USA for Africa We Are The World

68 The Chippendales Give Me Your Body

69 Kylie Minogue I Should Be So Lucky

70 The Rednex Cotton Eye Joe

71 Terry Wogan The Floral Dance

72 Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper

73 Five feat. Queen We Will Rock You

74 Cristina Aguilera Dirrty

75 Bette Middler Wind Beneath My Wings

76 2 Unlimited No Limits

77 Color Me Badd I Wanna Sex U Up

78 David Bowie The Laughing Gnome

79 Wet Wet Wet Love Is All Around

80 Sinitta So Macho

81 Madonna American Pie

82 Rod Stewart Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

83 Starship We Built This City

84 PJ and Duncan Let's Get Ready To Rhumble

85 Naomi Campbell Love And Tears

86 Rene and Renato Save Your Love

87 Whigfield Saturday Night

88 Lionel Richie Hello

89 The Wombles Remember You're A Womble

90 Richard Harris MacArthur Park

91 The Reynolds Girls I'd Rather Jack

92 Fat Les Vindaloo

93 Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder Ebony And Ivory

94 Denise la Salle My Toot Toot

95 The Shamen Ebeneezer Goode

96 Bucks Fizz Making Your Mind Up

97 Band Aid II Do They Know It's Christmas?

98 Chas and Dave Rabbit

99 Bewitched C'est la Vie

100 Babylon Zoo Spaceman

 

 

My Toot Toot is a classic! While one of my best karioke performances was to C'est la Vie

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

You can have my copy of No Way No Way, Thornsy!!

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

They were right with what they were saying about Vanilla. I suspect Zeal and Thorns would struggle to say 'I would' to any of those 4 lovelies <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

They were fairly grim, although I do recall that one of them had a reasonable pair of tits.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Mu-nu-a-mu!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Sex feel

Sex feel

Sex feel

Sex feel

 

*We're always together never apart

Sisters through and through

We're only havin' fun

To give the boys their run

We can get a kick out of you, boy

 

*Repeat

 

Ah, if you tempt with your charms

Ah, you can hold me in your arms

Ah, but if you fought yourself on me

Ah, no no no no no way no way, man-ah mah-ah man-ah

 

**No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah

No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah

No way no way,

No way no way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah

No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah

No way no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah

No way no way, not today

 

We share each others' secrets

Don't take things to heart

Friendship that will always be true, mmm

We're lookin' for the guys that can take us to new highs

Sex feel

Intelligence too

 

*Repeat

 

Ah, if you got the genes and think

Ah, you can buy me with one drink

Ah, come we're livin' in a dreamworld, boy

Ah, no no no no no way, no way, man-ah man-ah man-ah

 

**Repeat