Jersey

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

What a top weekend, anybody thinking of heading off somewhere for a weekend I recommend St.Hellier, due to Costello's inabilty to do anything right I even managed an extra day there (He booked me and him back on Monday instead of Sunday by mistake).

 

Pubs and bars everywhere (never seen so many in such a small area), women as far as the eye can see - I don't like to kiss and tell but lets just say Jen and Laura's weekend was made all the better for meeting the Thorns <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> - and some wonderful scenary. Hired a BMW 325i convertable and spent Monday crusing the island. What a top place!

 

[Laz]

Is the beer still cheap there? I went there on business about five years ago. In the pub, beers were only about £1.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Sort of normal prices, not as expensive as London. I was caning the double vodka red bulls all weekend, I had 10 on Sunday night with Costello and they were pretty expensive. Worked out that 10 is basically the same as half a litre of vodka, no wonder I threw up!

[Laz]

It's obviously not the tax haven it once was.

[EFM's Librarian]

Why do the names 'Jen and Laura' sound strangely like 'Ray, Dave and Phil'? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

They sound nothing like them!

Trust me I'd know it they were a Ray, Dave and Phil <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM_Costello]

It was actually a very good weekend in deed.

 

Top quality EFM moments for me were.

 

Being pissed on the plane and telling a navy officer that i wasnt

pissed and that one day i would out rank him.

 

The look on Thornsys back didnt come through on the conveyor belt at the airport.

 

Me thinking i lost my passport, Phone and SI jumper when in fact i haonly lost my phone

 

Me getting lost and taking two hours to get home when it should have taken at max 15minutes.

 

The look on Thornsys and Beavers face when i told them that we were flying back on Monday instead of Sunday.

 

Finding out that Beavers thought he was a dad then a day later finding out it was a false alert. The look on his face when he got the news was priceless.

 

After having about 5 pints deciding that we were going to hire a ferrari for the day.

 

Driving around in a brand new BMW convertible with the roof down 4 days before christmas listening to the crap inspiral carpets.

 

Thornsy taking the most boring photos of all time. Should have just bought post cards.

 

As you could imagine all the girls in Jersey were loving me and to be honest couldnt get enough of the costello charm.

 

 

Just so everyone knows now this is where were going for Petes Stag.

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'd forgotten about my bag staying in Gatwick while I flew to Jersey!

 

You forgot to mention driving the BMW after 5 pints as well.

 

Don't forget the B-Bar!

 

The look on Costellos face when I told him I was going to reveal on here his two darkest secrets (see EFM's top boy thread)

 

I've put the photos in mate, I'm getting you a set as well (unless you just want postcards)

[Laz]

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After having about 5 pints deciding that we were going to hire a ferrari for the day.

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Driving around in a brand new BMW convertible with the roof down 4 days before christmas listening to the crap inspiral carpets.

So what happened to the Ferrari?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We couldn't get one, we did try though. BMW was the flashiest we could get!