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An aside from this war talk

SteveP

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This weekend I had the misfortune to be dragged to see the Movie 'SWAT'. It was probably the worst film I have ever seen, some scenes were so patronizingly cheesy you felt sick, you could see the sheer embarassment on Samuel L Jackson's face. In short, never see this film.

 

What are your contenders for the worst film ever?

 

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Titanic was voted worst on Film 2003, one of the quotes about it was..

 

"My Dad fell asleep 30 minutes in, How I wish I were that fortunate"

 

 

Oh and Showgirls was really really bad. Ended up seeing it when I couldn't get in to see Seven, sweet jesus that was rank.

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It has to be The Avengers, how could Sean Connery stoop that low?

 

Or Wild Wild West with Will Smith. F..king terrible film!

 

I saw SWAT on Saturday and didn't think it was that great.

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Oh God, forgot about "Pearl Harbor" Now that was terrible!

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pearl harbour was a shocker.. some shocking errors in the action scenes that totally defied any known laws of physics.. if your gonna spend millions on computer generated special effects at least make em believable.. will smith hosing through the grand canyon with his afterburners on .. to turn that plane like that at that speed in that amount of space would have left him as a puddle on the cockpit floor if it hadnt snapped the wings off first... as for the japs in pearl harbour, well im pretty sure the average WW2 fighter pilot is a bit wary of doing 200 mph round a street corner with his wing tip about 5 feet off the floor just so he can shoot up hslf a dozen geezers in a car.. total fking bollox.... siperman swinging in a straight line down street on webs supended to either side of the street.. im sorry but he should be swinging towards either side of the street at an angle determined by how far ahead he had attached each web.. judging by the the amount he falls n rises on each swing it should be possible to calculate how far ahead the web is and thus work out the angles involved.. either way he cant travel in a straght line unless he had found some 'sky hooks'

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Braveheart.

 

Not only was that antipodean dwarf crap, but like all American films, they managed to change history to suit themselves !

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