Arrogance cost us the title says King

[Guest]

Intresting article in last Sundays non league paper in which God, errr I mean JK, makes some very frank admissions, there's also a bit on Gravesend, pages 32 & 33, reading through it its easy to see why Gravesend were such popular winners, no big time Charlies just a great team spirit!

[rich sparkes]

yes we read it, why have u come on hear and made comments on it. no one cares what u think, go and bug hereford or something.

[Guest]

Who is we? How many people do you claim to represent?

Why have I come on hear to comment on it?

Duurr well thats what message boards are for!!

And I don't suppose anyone much cares about what you think, thats assuming your capable of thinking anything, muppet!

[CANV EFM]

your canvey obsession is accelerating out of control .. maidstone have a message board why not devote a bit of time to your own team? i believe they had an excellent season, have a great history, massive potential, huge crowds, a lovely manager who does a load of work for charity and is always polite blah etc etc blah zzzzzz....

rich sparkes represents my view and there was one other thing,, what was it... oh yes you twat...

[Guest]

And the same to you Canv you childish twit, obviously you've nothing more constructive to say! As I've said before, no obsession just the truth, something certain people don't like, or is this free speech Canvey style, you can only come on our message board if you agree with what we say!

[Guest]

Here here John Crawshaw , once again the Canvey up our own A r s e society are alive and well .

[rich sparkes]

go away crawshaw, we r saying thanks to the best player ever to play for canvey. He has been great for us as much as i dislike southend i wish him all the best.

p.s crawshaw get a life and get of our board, we dont care what u think.

[Guest]

Shut up you pillock sparkes, you'll have me in tears in a minute, tears of laughter that is!

You take the bait everytime you prat, lighten up and get a life, oh and I think the mad doc does sense of humour transplants at a reasonable price, there's a long waiting list on the NHS!

Talking off good laughs I've just been watching on TV the Premierships answer to JK miss out on the title, just like the great JK himself did, oh but of course you won't want to be reminded of that hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Why don't you like Southend? Can only be jealousy! Don't suppose they like you much you muppet!!!!!!

[CANV EFM]

f..k me you really are a twat...

[Guest]

Using your favourite word again, pillock!!!!!!!

[cangull]

John Crawshaw - is a drip thats flipped!!

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[Guest]

hey crawshaw why don`t you come on over and run canvey you sound as though you are a font of knolwedge.im sure you are what we have been looking for to take us to the dizzy height`s were after.ican see us lifting the title ,fa cup ,the trophy and even the essex senior cup,the football is sexy like you,the game would be beautiful like you,we would all worship you like we do j.k and throw ourselves at your mercy, sorrygot to go alarm clock gone oof,the doctors will be here to give me my medication soon. bye<p>p.s you TWAT

[Guest]

The usual dross from a pair of pillocks called Vic and davec who think they own this forum, though their postings do have some use they're a great cure for insomnia, far better than any sleeping pills, I'm yawning already!!!!!!!!!

[cangull]

Now, now John, Pillock is the word I use to discribe you, Twat is the word that Canv uses to describe you. Please go and find your own abrasive name to call others. I used Pillock first, fairs fair, John I am not happy that you have the front to use that word.

If you insist on posting drivel on this forum then have a little respect for Forum etiquette!<p>By the way which Planet did you descend from?

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[Guest]

As I've said before CANV has a copyright on the word twat, its the only one he can spell, I described him as being thick as two planks because he couldn't understand a quite simple message posted by Essy on another thread.

I cannot comment about which planet I descended from but one thing I would like to make perfectly clear is that I am in full agreement

with Colin Zeal EFM, food processors certainly are grrrreeeeeaatttttt!!!!!!

[Guest]

Dear Mr Crawshaw,<p>Having looked at your posts recently, I have come to the conclusion that if you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be clinically stupid. I remeber the last time you were here in the hopsital, you were the only patient who sat on the television and watched the couch.<p>We have been doing some experiments on rats in our laboratories but it you were free to help us, that would be very useful. You see, we now need to do some research into the lower end of the IQ spectrum.

[Guest]

Can't help you there Doc as one of your colleagues suggested I took a break from this forum before I degenerate to the level of certain other people on here, and take a nice holiday in the sun, so my suitcases are packed and I'm rarin to go, though if its the lower end of the IQ spectrum you're intrested in, you'll find no shortage of candidates on this forum, indeed I think one of them is due at your hospital next week for a sense of humour transplant!

So I've got my sun tan lotion and off I go far away from forums and food processors, just got to find my passport now!

Wow I'm off to Canvey Island,

Wow sun and palm trees,

Wow I'm gonna see my girlfriend,

Wow in the sunny Thames Esturyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

[jervais]

Oh, that Doctor Zthingamee, he's so horrid about John. It's not nice being rude to people, especially when you are supposed to be a doctor.

 

Don't get upset John. I love reading your little ditties so take no notce. Especially that Vic! My God, he tries to sound so butch. I've never been to Canvey Island. Are they all so beastly? I prefer it here in Billericay, especially some of the bars on a Saturday night - I got picked up last Saturday, but that's a different story...

 

Enjoy your holiday John. I, for one, will miss you.

[cangull]

Jervais - Why pick on me? you haven't had to suffer John Crawshaw for the best part of this season, we have!!

 

Anyway, what's so manly about Billericay?

Were you the one doing the pirouette in the middle of the Belveder the other week?

Didn't go much on the hair under the nose and I suggest that you keep your arms down too, a lot of the guys in there told me they don't like hairy armpits especially someone wearing a tutu!!

Just kidding!!

 

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<small>[ 11 May 2002, 05:35 PM: This message was edited by: vic ]</small>

[Guest]

Dear Mr Vic,

 

The bed crisis is now so bad that we have to employ a 'box and cox' system here. Two patients share one bed (not literally) so that whilst one is in having treatment, we return the other to the community.

 

Sadly, we have had to let Mr Jervais out for a while but look on the bright side, you won't be hearing from Mr Crawshaw for the next week or so.

 

<small>[ 11 May 2002, 06:04 PM: This message was edited by: Dr Zbungle ]</small>