Comments/Chants Of The Season

[GarySTFC]

Perhaps a new one for Saturday:

 

(To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine)

All we want is a decent referee

A decent referee, a decent referee

 

 

Aside from that, I did enjoy Roger's Bell Song at Croydon, BFR's uncontrollable rant at anyone and anything in the second half also at Croydon for which he duly got a round of applause and 'Croydon's stand is falling down'.

 

Others include:

 

He's got a period on his head - Aimed at the Dulwich keeper's 'unique' hairstyle

 

Roger's 'This Boot is made for scoring' at Stortford.

 

Best ones this season have definitely been reserved for the Stortford games though:

 

'Did you hear the whistle blow? No-oh, No-oh'

AND

'Play to the whistle, you've got to play to the whistle.'

 

Anyone got any others?

[GarySTFC]

Or perhaps some new ones:

 

(to the tune of Adams Family)

"Your mother is your sister,

your father is your brother,

you like to [***!!***] eachother,

The Windsor Family."

 

"Clement James, Clement James missed an open goal,

Clement James, Clement James missed an open goal,

How did he miss?

Slough Town took the piss,

Clement James, Clement James, Clement James."

 

[BFR]

Yeah, thanks for my round of applause..... and I was deeply touched at the little verse of 'Graham's gonna hump you'. Now this place is up and running again, am I permitted to be a mod again or has my Croydon profanity given a good excuse for a permanent exclusion?

[Martin]

I personally enjoyed:

 

3-2 and you still look sh$te (at Lewes)

[St Leonard]

By far the best was:

 

Sung to "Dance to your Daddy"

 

We have got a Bartley

Coz our Daly's knackered

We have got a Bartley

Watch the goals fly in!

[Nathan]

Quote:

Martin said:
I personally enjoyed:

3-2 and you still look sh$te (at Lewes)

Was that them saying it to us or us saying it to them? (you see, I wasn't there <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />)

[GarySTFC]

BFR, Martin and Liam to them I think. Great acoustics in the first half, out in the open breeze in the second so the noise didn't carry as well.

[BFR]

At least we tried though. That said, the 'At least we won at Molesey' went a little bit flat

[Radders]

There is only one chant so far this season.

 

RYAN SPENCER'S CONFERENCE QUALITY

 

With the Danny Steer song coming a close second. Funnily enough both of these were created by me!

 

Best comment still has to be Gary at Welling.

 

Are you scared Welling, holding it in the corner?

 

[Nathan]

Or how about "Ryan Spencer's SOMETIMES Conference Quality"!

[Barry Scott]

which conference???

[Nathan]

The Nationwide Football Conference!

[Barry Scott]

i doubt it somehow, but that's for another thread

[Nathan]

You know, I did say "SOMETIMES Conference Qality".

[Matt]

I personally enjoyed 'Croydon's stand is falling down' whilst jumping up and down and pushing the roof off ! One that also springs to mind is 'ratcatcher' at Horsham which Freddie seemed to enjoy.

 

But when it comes to atmospheres this season... Lewes (first half) by far the best, I can't comment on Stortford because I couldn't make it... but if only we could get another Hemel Hempstead away... that was outstanding (apart from the result).

[GarySTFC]

Stortford was better than Lewes in some respects as we kept going (despite the scoreline) for the majority of the match. If only Lewes had another stand like that nice one they had at the other end. That would have been fun.