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[CANV EFM]

twat

[CANV EFM]

twat

[Guest]

well does anyone actually want to here Jhon, if not why is he still on our board.

[Merv]

Yes Dazza, I want John 'Boring' Crawshaw here. He's so much fun to take the proverbial out of. It's better (and easier) than fly fishing as he bites at everything you throw at him.<p>He puts together a well constructed argument (grammatically) but he is so bitter about Canvey and clinically jealous that you can drive a coach and horses through the essence of his arguments. <p>Don't resort to insulting him unless they're clever insults and don't send him away. He has no ability to laugh at himself and on the whole takes himself far too seriously but if he were to go, who could Vic and I pick on then?

[Guest]

Who the F U C K is John and who the hell wants him here. Don't insult me you little S H I T or I might have to run a sniffer program to search out your IP address and get you in lots of trouble with the vice squad.

[Guest]

Sounds like a plan.

[David Holden]

Sense of Humour transplant didn't take then Dan?

[Guest]

I'm sorry Dave, but this is one service that we have got to learn to perfect at NL UK.<p>We are working closly with Dr Zbungle and his team to perfect such a service, but we find that it does not always take.<p>The rejection rate is still to high.<p> <img src="graemlins/smashfreakb.gif" border="0" alt="[smashfreakb]" />

[David Holden]

Mind you don't run out of donors Ian

[Guest]

Not recieved a donor yet Dave. Appartenlty alot have been used in Kent over the last few months and there's a shortage now. Fingers crossed though mate.

Seriously though - he caught me at a bad time - but honestly I will send a sniffer if he does it again. I am yet to find out what club he supports.

[Guest]

Can u get them tailored to taste? I can see the Tommy Cooper being a firm favourite, although a little on the silly side.

[David Holden]

Living donors are better as the dead ones tend to turn a touch rancid. Mind you I can let you have Eric Morecambe's at a very reasonable rate <img src="graemlins/icon21.gif" border="0" alt="[icon21]" />

[Guest]

How about half a packet of wotsits (cheesy naturally) and a ball point pen? Cant say fairer than that!

[David Holden]

Make it a whole packet of wotsits and half a ball point pen and we may have a deal.

[Guest]

It's in the post.

Ive thrown in a chinchilla too for good luck.

[Guest]

Catch you at a bad time did I Dan Crane? ahahaha, is their ever a good time? ahahahaha!

But don't worry I won't insult you anymore if it gets you upset, I mean there's no need, you do a good job of that on your own! ahahahaha! Just proves once again that you lot don't mind dishing it out but you sure don't like getting it back! ahahahaha!

I see 'Canv' has replied twice with the only word he can spell, and Merv, jealous of Canvey? Come on! I'd like to debate it further but I'll have to go as someone is banging on the door, oh gosh its the vice squad hahahahahahahahaha!

[Guest]

Sorry Mr Crawshaw, not the vice squad but me and my team of operatives in white coats. Another team is out looking for Merv CIFC. <p>Time you both came in for a little more medication.

[Guest]

Oh well here's a laugh, Dan Crane calling somebody else uneducated ha ha ha ha, shame nobody told you to get back to school ha ha haha!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Oh that was you was it Doc, sorry about the bucket of water but I thought you were jehovahs!

I would suggest its Dan Crane who is in urgent need of your help!

Cheer up Danny Crane,

Oh what can it mean,

To a thick Essex wonker,

Who is calling the vice squuuuaaaaaadddddddddd!!!!

Ahahahaha, best laugh I've had in ages!!!!!!!

[Guest]

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