Ha Ha Ha

[Guest]

Well after seeing the game yesterday how delighted i am that you never went up ( believe me i want to see Essex teams do well ). Your team must be the biggest bunch of moaning ******s in the league. And talk about dirty , by the way very sporting of you not to throw the ball back after the injury , still i suppose its to be expected , its no good blaming the ref ,you are your own worst enemy. As a final thought i now understand why Canvey Island FC is disliked by other sides YOUR STUCK UP YOUR OWN ARSES.

[matthew oliver]

well said there.

[CANV EFM]

well im not sure i can agree about our team being the biggest bunch of moaning bastards in the league.. but our message board certainly attracts the biggest bunch of moaning twats from all the other clubs in the league <img src="graemlins/images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0" alt="[rolleyes]" /> how can we be stuck up our own arses? there is no room what with you all trying to get up there

[matthew oliver]

thats pretty cool. you people are quite safe after all. im not allowedto swear without it being blacked out on other message boards. i think i will use this one more often!

[CANV EFM]

we are allowed to say all these words because modern english does not have enough quality adjectives to allow us to reply in a suitable manner to the majority of dorks who post on here without recourse to swearing... present company included... jesus i think ive given myself a migrane

[matthew oliver]

I WOULD REPLY TO THAT, BUT WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!!

[Essy]

Just been to your website Matthew...bit of an ugly bugger aren't you? <img src="graemlins/clown.gif" border="0" alt="" /> <p>Cheers to any Canvey fans who came on our board to congratulate, that demands a lot of respect and no hard feelings. <p>We will no doubt be seeing you the season after next, but as for now...cheerio!<p> <img src="graemlins/icon21.gif" border="0" alt="[icon21]" />

[Bald_Eagle]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>The Inspectors have paid a visit to Park Lane, and tonight we can confirm that Park Lane has been granted Nationwide Conference grading. The new £200,000 worth of terracing was completed on the morning of the deadline date, and Officials have deemed it fit for Conference standard. <hr></blockquote><p>WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY. And to think it could have been Halifax next year instead it's just plain old Harrow. <p>

Bedford, Aldershot, Brainflakes, Bish Stort all want it as much as you next season. I wonder who you will finish 2nd to then??????

[CANV EFM]

well it was either that or have to give the taxman a share of the profits from the ludicrously well rewarded cup run.. next season we will finish second to perhaps the shots..maybe grays or purfleet.. but probably not bedford.. still far to early for predictions lots of player movement to be had between now and the start of the season

[Guest]

have it essex girls

lets just hope the island gets flooded now!<p>long live north kent!!!

margate and dagenham we are coming to get you!!!!!<p>no sympathy from the true gravesend fans only delight at our achievemant and your wasted money and cocky essex attitude finally coming back to stare you all in the eye!!

[cangull]

Hark who's talking (about yourselves) Pillock arn't you!!

[Guest]

enjoy your trips to purfleet canvey caravan vic while we shall enjoy our cross country trips to hereford, burton , dagenham, barnet etc etc!

go home to your romany backgrounds and sulk caravan vic

[CANV EFM]

bellend rentboy you are a twat of the highest order.. i hope the fleet do well and i will not resort to trading childish insults with a gimplike [****!!****] such as yourself.. the conf will be a better place with the fleet in it, you on the other hand would lower the tone of a septic tank..oops i seemed to have slipped into childish insult mode

[Guest]

talk of gimps you i believe are the one who has posted over 550 messages on this site as i have only come on to rub salt in your wounds! as you all deserve it after

1. labelling g/end fans as thugs after our recent game.

2.you have a prat of a c/man

3.your downright but typical(essex) arrogance

shall i go on.........<p>listen mate your just spitting your dummy out as you were beaten

now temper temper essex boy

go tend to your horse and cart on the site on caravan island

[CANV EFM]

i think 'you' may be getting overemotional gimpy <p>1. most of the people on your own board slated certain fans behaviour at the maidenhead game <p>2. your opinion of someone has no real relavence... i think your a fool and a borderline loon but thats only my opinion<p>3.you seem to be the one with that problem here..as to your generalisation of essex people as arrogant well once again that is only your opinion, i beg to differ on that one as well<p>now to round off with some more childish insults.

you little canvey wannabe..your obsession with our fair isle is bordering on ludicrous when you and your cousins decide to name your farm after our glorious leader.. back to your banjo lesson bumpkin

[Guest]

kings farm just happens to be an estate in g/end

im off cause your a loser and not worth the steam off my piss

[CANV EFM]

no really is it???? please call again once everyone in the conf has got tired of you steaming pants

[Guest]

This Canvey lot love dishing it out but they sure as hell don't like it when they get it back! If you trawl back you can go through their postings after the game at Stonebridge Rd, its worth a laugh! Whilst it would be unfair to brand all Essex people as arrogant the fans of Canvey, and there's not that many of them, seem to display a fair bit of arrogance, must stem from their manager, and probably explains why just about every other team in the Ryman Prem was delighted to see G&N win the title.

As a matter of intrest perhaps somebody could explain just what a 'Canvey wannabe' is? Presumably its something to do with this bizzare notion that other fans are jealous of Canvey, I mean what is there to be jealous about? And why would anyone have an obsession about their 'fair isle'?

[CANV EFM]

ahh the man with no club... but a view on them all..

[thor]

Someone please explain. Who the f*** are the OOOOOOO'S