You learn something new every day!!!!

[Claire!]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!

 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes - (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. - (I'm still not over the pig!)

 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. - (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day - (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

 

Butterflies taste with their feet.

 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue - (Hmmmmmm........)

 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

 

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain - (I know some people like that.)

 

Starfish have no brains - (I know some people like that too.)

 

Polar bears are left-handed - (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer!)

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure - (What about that pig??)

[CANV EFM]

whats a black light?

[Laz]

Good question, CANV. Answer please, Claire.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Low-alcohol Guinness??

 

 

[Claire!]

I don't know what the black light is! I should think that it's an ultra violet light (it's dark, well purple!)

 

Something you didn't know before!

[CANV EFM]

racist.

[Claire!]

Excuss me?!! Please clarify why!

[Harding's Minion]

You want to be a pig you say?

[HelenC]

Where the hell did you get these from Claire!?

 

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[ESG]

a 30 minute orgasm?come back as a pig?

 

your going out with the wrong fellas

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

A 30 minute orgasm would bore the fk out of me, and is a waste of precious drinking time.

 

BIG RON - you're lucky, mate. I reckon that one slipped by unnoticed!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />