Michael Jackson

[Laz]

He is one ugly mother. I nearly chundered when I saw that photo of him this morning.

 

Why don't we have a booze train to Purfleet tomorrow and all go dressed as him with phantom of the opera masks.

[EFM's Librarian]

Claire - it doesn't matter how famous he is - look at Ronnie Biggs, every one knew exactly where he was but he couldn't be arrested. And I don't think a lack of passport would stop Jacko getting in his private jet and flying somewhere.

[Claire!]

Uri says that Michael will top himself before long. I dont think that he will try and escape from things. I think that he will do something stupid if his children are taken away from him. He loves them dearly and i do think that having them taken away from him will push him over the edge.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

If he buys me a big house he can come and sleep in my basement!

 

I think he'll top himself!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

And a bit more plastic surgey and a fake passport he can look even less like Micheal Jackson than Micheal Jackson does

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Haven't had a decent rock star suicide for ages.

 

Mind you, Elliot Smith did himself in a couple of weeks back.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Stabbed himself in the chest with a knife, seems a pretty extreme way to top yourself!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Are you suggesting there might be more to it, then??

 

Apparently it was while his bird was in the bath.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

No, no -I realised it might have sounded like that after I wrote it. Just amazed that someone would choose to kill themselves by stabbing themselves in the heart.

[CANV EFM]

thats gotta hurt..?

[ESG]

LOL

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Top 5 Best ways to commit sucicide

 

1. Under a train Friday PM Peak (imagine how many people you'd piss off)

2. Under a train Thurday PM Peak (imagine how many people you'd piss off)

3. Under a train Wednesday PM Peak (imagine how many people you'd piss off)

4. Under a train Tuesday PM Peak (imagine how many people you'd piss off)

5. Under a train Monday PM Peak (imagine how many people you'd piss off)

[CANV EFM]

i think with leapers they should just leave them till after rush hour.. i mean 12 stone of depressed commuter is going to do much damage to 200 tons of 70 mph steel.. they can be scraped up and hosed off later when its more convienient to the travelling public

[Northern Monkey]

Neverland - home of the lost boys, Pity not the ones led by Keifer Sutherland. Looking at it's photo I think it is either trying to be Morticia or thinks with black hair, white skin and red lips people will reckon he is Snow White. No chance. Yes the parents should share culpability.

[Chubbhead EFM]

According to reports a while back though, Jacko isn't as flush as he used to be though. Apparently he owes loads of money and his last album didn't make enough profit to cover the amount it took to make it. So basically, he is right in the sh1t!

 

As for people under trains, when I was going up to Stoke a couple of weeks back there was a suicide on the track we were supposed to be taking and I ended up being diverted through the Midlands for an hour! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> It was just plain lack of consideration as far as I'm concerned!