The Ignorance Index

[Loose]

If you and Loose ever decide you want to bat for the other side, you would make a lovely couple.

I only date clever people Alan.

[Rhodes]

Like our mutual friend's cast offs you mean

[Loose]

Like our mutual friend's cast offs you mean

Haha Rhodesly - you so funny. It's almost as if you've forgotten that Sally and I dated before, were on a break for a while when your mutual friend decided to ask her out and that when Sally and I were ready got back together again. Your mutual friend is meant to be a big boy but I'm sure he appreciates you standing up for him.

 

Hahaha. Silly man.

 

Now, tell us some more about why your partner left you will you? I'm absolutely sure that it has as much relevance as your obsession with your 'mutual friend'. Has to.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - To quote Barry Davies at Maine Road, interesting, very interesting, so our mutual friend asked 'the lady', as you called her, out and she happily accepted, what does that tell you!

[Loose]

Hey Rhodesly, we don't seem to be making much progress on the topic of your partner leaving you do we? 

 

I wonder whether we'll ever hear an explanation.

[Rhodes]

so our mutual friend asked 'the lady', as you called her, out and she happily accepted, what does that tell you!

How could you readily take 'the lady' back after she had been 'interferred with' by our mutual friend, apparently it was very full on during your so called break and she lavished expensive gifts on him left right and centre such as those Morrissey tickets.

[Loose]

 

I do hope your mutual friend reads this at some point. Classic Rhodesly. Lavished. 

 

I believe you've attempted some sort of Hotch Potch with some of these ingredients before Rhodesly.

 

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Like I said, I would never take a woman back if she had been with another bloke following a trial separation or, as you put it, were on a break for a while, doesn't your imagination occasionally run wild and you wonder what our mutual friend and 'the lady' got up to behind closed doors.

[Loose]

I suppose your mutual friends imagination could be running wild couldn't it. If it truly mattered that much Rhodesly. 

 

Don't be silly Rhodesly. Or is that how your mind works? Does your mind run wild with imagination when you remember the deal you did with your landlord to pay your outstanding rent when you persuaded, no, blackmailed your partner into sleeping with him rather than seeing her and your children thrown out into the cold?

 

No wonder she left you and took your children as far away from the harm you could do them. I mean a man that treats his family as a commodity while he spends his money on young men? The mind truly does boggle there Rhodesly 

[Big J R]

It gets more like a comedy sketch by the minute !! 

[Loose]

You couldn't make it up JR. 

[Rhodes]

You couldn't make it up JR. 

You know full well that your far fetched story is a pack of lies whereas I got all the hard facts from the horses mouth over a few pints one afternoon in deepest Essex, it was totally mind-boggling and, like I said, how you readily took 'the lady' back with open arms surprises me, I thought you had old fashioned principles. What did happen to those Morrissey tickets out of interest, were they ever used.

[Loose]

You know full well that your far fetched story is a pack of lies whereas I got all the hard facts from the horses mouth over a few pints one afternoon in deepest Essex, it was totally mind-boggling and, like I said, how you readily took 'the lady' back with open arms surprises me, I thought you had old fashioned principles. What did happen to those Morrissey tickets out of interest, were they ever used.

Oo, have I touched a nerve there Rhodesly. Word for word, from the affected party. Anyway, I do so enjoy our discussions, I always think where else am I going to get a chance to converse with the lowest of the low.

 

Morrissey tickets? Well we've had some Michael Buble, Elton John, Deborah Harry, Kate Bush, even some Rolling Stones tickets amongst others, but Morrissey you say, tickets that Sally paid for? Well those would be her business wouldn't they but I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole. Too depressing for words.

 

Ta ta for now.

[missunderstood]

Oo, have I touched a nerve there Rhodesly. Word for word, from the affected party. Anyway, I do so enjoy our discussions, I always think where else am I going to get a chance to converse with the lowest of the low.

 

Morrissey tickets? Well we've had some Michael Buble, Elton John, Deborah Harry, Kate Bush, even some Rolling Stones tickets amongst others, but Morrissey you say, tickets that Sally paid for? Well those would be her business wouldn't they but I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole. Too depressing for words.

 

Ta ta for now.

You have a very poor taste in music, apart from Debbie Harry. 

[Loose]

You have a very poor taste in music, apart from Debbie Harry. 

Well I knew I could count on you Alan to make the thread personal!

 

We sold the Buble tickets for 4 times the face value if I remember correctly. The Rolinng Stones ones we got two and a half times the face value. I have wondered at times whether I could have made a good living from doing that.

 

How dare you insult the two Queens of British Music, Kate Bush and Sir Elton. We spent a lovely Summer's afternoon with a picnic and a bottle listening to the likes of Crocodile Rock and Goodbye Yellow Brick Road in the grounds of some stately home or other.

[Rhodes]

Morrissey tickets?

Loosely - Lets just agree to disagree, don't forget I know the full sordid story as I got it from the horses mouth and, like I said, how you readily took 'the lady' back with open arms surprised me as I thought you were someone with old fashioned principles.

[Loose]

Are you still banging on about this construct you have in your mind Rhodesly? Sordid? Get a life and stop making up stories.

 

Perhaps we need to discuss other things then.

 

Why do you wander around London with carrier bags full to the brim with Viagra Rhodesly? Tell me that tale why don't you?

[cup of tea]

Guys, this is becoming way too personal and way off subject.

Might I suggest PM's to each other (or a boxing ring)

[Loose]

Don't read it if it makes you uncomfortable CoT. If it was meant to be private Rhodesly wouldn't get any fun out of it. Hopefully, whenever he does this people realise that it is upon his initiation. I refuse to be intimidated by his imagination and/or Sun reader level of sensationalism and merely reflect his behaviour back at him.

 

Please refer to the Administrator if you feel you need to take it further, it's never helped before but you never know. Perhaps I should say it can be of help occasionally.

Edited November 9, 2014 by Loose

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Okay, like I said, lets just agree to disagree and get back to topic.

What do you think of the dire situation in Calais at the moment with the thousands of immigrants biding their time for the opportunity to get to the promised land, it has got out of hand hasn't it and you can't argue with the good people and Mayor of Calais, Natacha Bouchart, for putting the blame at our door and rightly calling Britain an 'El Dorado':

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2810936/Immigrants-ready-prepared-die-Britain-huge-handed-benefits-says-Calais-Mayor.html