Hmmm... not sure I can get away with this one...

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Whats's the difference between oral sex and an@l sex?

 

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Oral sex makes your day but an@l sex makes your hole weak.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I left this one in the non-league laugh lounge:

 

I asked my girlfriend if I could f*ck her tits

She said "whats in it for me"

I said just before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face!

 

I offended loads of people with that one on Saturday <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Wasn't that the Hooded Man's gag??

 

Talking of the 'harris', did you ever achieve that with yer posh girl??

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No it was mine via Jake via Doug Stanhope an American comedian!

 

And No!

[CANV EFM]

no harris? lose her...

[SteveP]

On the same subject...

 

A pregnant lady goes in to Maternity Ward 8 weeks premature, she has to have a ceasarian and things are not looking good. She wakes up with the doctor in front of her, he says I have good news and bad news.

 

She says give me the bad news.

 

The doc says, "I'm really sorry, your new baby it's ginger"

 

"And the good news??"

 

"Oh, it's dead"

 

It's one of the sickest I've heard, but it makes me chuckle..

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I lost her ages ago!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Thought it was tentatively back on now?