President Bush

[Boot CleanerEFM]

This is a bit late but i think that he went over the top. The reasons are:

5 Inch doors

Bullet proof windows

Sound proof windows

When he was driving along the road he had the FBI, mi5, secret service driving along behind him.

200 police and many more

[Boot CleanerEFM]

This is a bit late but i think that he went over the top. The reasons are:

5 Inch doors

Bullet proof windows

Sound proof windows

When he was driving along the road he had the FBI, mi5, secret service driving along behind him.

2000 police and many more

[ESG]

George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the

President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm

thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

 

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have

a King in charge - and you're not a King."

 

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",

 

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a

Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

 

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

 

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush,

but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an

Emperor."

 

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're

doing quite nicely as a Country".

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

LOL

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Superb, ESG!!

 

 

[Claire!]

I had that joke come through as an email, bu it was actually Tony Blair instead of Bush. Quite funny though.