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Football Hooligans (and their ludicrous fashions)

Disc Jockeys - go away!

Dead boring 70s films that have assumed the mantle of 'classics'

Gangsters

Celebrity Alcys/drug addicts i.e. George Best/Keith Moon/John Belushi

Biographies of 17 year old footy wunderkids or self-styled 'mavericks'

Rock bands [***!!***] groupies and taking loads of drugs

Kids getting beasted by priests and growing up in squalor in 1930s Ireland

South American revolutionaries

So-called legendary music journalists who were more rock n' roll than the band…yawn!'

Less than legendary music journalists and their futile attempts to cash in on the Hornby demographic.

Classic albums revisited and/or Great Lost Albums - they were lost because they were [***!!***]!

80 page retrospectives of the likes of Fleetwood Mac

Anything about the Rolling [***!!***] Stones

Elitist New York nightclubs and the degenerates who populated them

All things baggy

Fans diaries of a season following FC Whogivesa[****!!****] 'we caught the 11.37 and changed at Crewe, had 2 pints in Wetherspoons and bought a pie (meat and potato, quite nice).

Porn stars and how it's just a business like any other….no it's not so shut up!

No-mark politicians/special advisers and their tedious diaries

Any tale of survival against all the odds especially involving text message rescues

Gap year pricks and their tales of mucking in with the locals

Female journalists and their self-help guides to balancing a family and a career

Novels by third-rate comedians

Autobiographies of third