STATS OF THE WEEK..

[CANV EFM]

after 20 years loyal service to my current employer i have calculated that i have circumnavigated the globe 17 times for them..

i reckon 15 times commuting and twice more on business trips..

now thats a pretty lumpy stat but this next one is better..

say i spend an average of an hour a day in the pub..

thats 1 hour times say 200 working days a year .. times that by 20 years and you have 4000 hours.. now take that number and divide by the 8 hours in each working day and we have 500 days..

now concentrate here, we go back to the 200 working days a year and we can basically say i have had 2 and a half years in the pub.. now thats what i call a job!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Got any vacancies at yours!? Mind you, I don't think I've done too bad out of this place!!

 

I need another 53 posts today, CANV, to complete the 10k, so the more gibberish everyone else posts, the more gibberish I can post in reply!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

ok .. well im off at 11 so make that 2 and a half years and 5 hours

[ESG]

no wonder this countrys in the state it is....

[CANV EFM]

but think of the tax ive paid!

[ESG]

wasted beer money...

[CANV EFM]

i reckon they should name a hospital wing after me..

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Or a pub?

 

 

[CANV EFM]

the CANVs arms..

or the CANV nurse training centre.. mmmmm

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I reckon all the tax you've paid would probably be enough to sort out the Wembley fiasco.

 

Imagine. The World Cup Final played at the CANV National Stadium.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

yup and i'd have an extra dug out installed for EFM so we could shout words of wisdom at the players

[Colin Zeal EFM]

This dug-out comes equipped with a bar, I presume??

 

 

[CANV EFM]

yeah.. and solid lead cider cans for thornsy

[Laz]

Lead probably wouldn't make a suitable container for anything you wanted to drink, it being fairly soft and very poisonous.