Hey, Mean It Mick!!!!!!

[Mr Happy]

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[Mean It Mick]

Why would it interest me.

 

Its obviusly something more close to home for you.

 

My girlfriend of 2 years has had no complaints so far.

 

Then again why would you need, as not as if you use yours.

 

Its not as though you hand gets offended by your size anyway!

[Mr Happy]

Girlfriend, yeah right.

 

I bet you don't really have a girlfriend. I bet it's really a she-male. Why not forward the info to him? You never know, the pair of you might just enjoy it!

[ETFC Neil]

>>My girlfriend of 2 years has had no complaints so far.<<

 

Who from though? Maybe she plays away from home on occasions as well...

 

[Mean It Mick]

Neil if only you had a bird to play away from home.

 

You are a bunch of sad little men who follow are average ESL team.

 

Ever thought you actually need to get a life?

[Mr Happy]

Average!!! Now I know you're not the full ticket. How can an average side be one that is runner up in the league in it's first season, win it in it's second season and is presently in second place.

 

You mug!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Mean It Mick]

The ESL is hardly proper non league is it?

[SOS]

At least we are loyal and follow ONE team. If we are average, what are Basildon? Town will walk away from Gardiners Close with three points next week. Mr four identities needs to get a life!

[Mean It Mick]

I do follow only ONE team you idiot!

 

Im claiming Basildon to be worldbeaters as you do with your team!

 

As for the 3 identities, only 3 will be there at the match!

 

Id love it if we smash you AGAIN!

[SOS]

We don't claim to be world beaters. Far from it in fact. We are proud of our record in our short history, that's all.

 

Did you say there will be three home supporters next Saturday? No way will you smash us again. Basildon will be on the receiving end this time.

[JordanB]

Mick you nearly turned into Kevin Keegan with your last post! "I would love it".

 

When you back playing then? My ban finishes Monday so will be playing in our cup games.

[Mean It Mick]

Off to see the physio Tuesday but things still not feeling right.

 

Missing the football like mad right now, the dressing room banter etc!

 

I hope to be playing after the new year.

 

Why was you banned again fella?

[Southport Jr.]

Quote:

SOS said:
... Mr four identities needs to get a life!

dont be rude,you know he will fiind it hard to keep up with all those imaginary girlfriends, four identies,and various football teams, he doesnt have time to get a life

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[Mr Happy]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Junior's getting aggressive!

[Southport - TOWNER]

what do you mean "getting" thought she'd arrived there years ago

[Mean It Mick]

She sounds frustrated!

 

Rumour has it she is so ugly the tide wouldnt take her out!

 

Or that she wouldnt even get a whistle off a kettle!

[SOS]

Rumour has it she is so ugly the tide wouldnt take her out!

 

Southend has one of the strongest tides I know yet look at all the ugly birds that leaves behind!!!

[JordanB]

Was banned from last season, was sent off after the Basildon manger spat in my face! Sent off for retaliation, 70 days!

[SOS]

Quote:

pinnacle said:
Sent off for retaliation, 70 days!

The suspensions handed out in the ESL are ridiculous and so much worse than those served by full-time players. Premier/Nationwide League players get one or two MATCH suspensions yet ESL players get one or two MONTH bans. This farcical situation needs to be addressed.

[JordanB]

I said this a while back. Why should ESL players be punished more than a player from Ryman 2 (when the leagues are equal, not that it should matter if they was not) for the SAME offence. I think it is totally wrong and needs to be changed. I have missed over 9 games! Would of been more had games not been called off.