Part Time Par Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 It has been announced that legendary secretary John Bacon is to take a sabbatical at the end of the season. In a surprising move, Clifford Rhodes is to keep things ticking over. Chairman Doug has said “well I’ll have to lift the ground ban and I’ve put away £5000 for the fines we will obviously end up getting, but as he hasn’t seen a game of football for the last 2 seasons I thought I’d give him another chance” Clifford was quoted as saying “seeing as Doug has stuck out the hand of friendship, I look forward to extending it further and inviting Pete The Greek to officiate in the 1st friendly of the season” END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petethegreek Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoinex Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 We at Kentish Town FC are disappointed to hear this news, as we were going to offer the position of Chairman to Mr Rhodes for season 2013/14. We felt that he had been in the football wilderness For long enough And with his vast knowledge of non league football, he would have been an asset to our club. Good luck to Haringey Borough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee bearman Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Well i was thinking of putting him forward for the managers job at Cranfield United for next season.Some would say he would do a better job than me ,and be less annoying.(thought id get that one in before anybody else.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFC Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Well i was thinking of putting him forward for the managers job at Cranfield United for next season.Some would say he would do a better job than me ,and be less annoying.(thought id get that one in before anybody else.) I thought Rhodes was nailed on for the post being vacated by Jim Bean............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee bearman Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Just nailed to a post ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 How frustrating. We at Hoddesdon Town were sending an invite to Cliff to join us as programme editor for next season. We feel that the collection of awards that our programme has won, year in, year out, is not good enough and would be better served by somebody who is more adept to copy and paste and has a full working knowledge of a photocopier. Cliff, please reconsider. Jonno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFC Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Looks like you were right Rhodes.....the job offers come flooding in at the end of every season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savagebee Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Looks like you were right Rhodes.....the job offers come flooding in at the end of every season! I was going to say the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodes Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I assume this thread is an April Fools joke, John Bacon will be carried out of Coles Park Jock Stein style and that's the way he will want it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Time Par Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 I assume this thread is an April Fools joke Out of the loop again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodes Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 John has always shunned the limelight so I'm sure he was embarrassed by these two articles, gongs are definitely not his thing: http://www.tottenhamjournal.co.uk/sport/football/a_lifetime_of_loyalty_to_haringey_borough_fc_1_846132 http://www.tottenham-today.co.uk/news.cfm?id=42067 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger007 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Im shocked and horrified that this thread has not been locked as the Rhodes Hunting Season is now closed until August 2013. I presume that some Tw@tology has been used and that Mr Rhodes is really not beinmg offered these roles. Mind you he was always partial to a free roll at copthall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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