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New Beehive v Drugs Test v Irony

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Went into the Beehive last night, very strange, firstly there were loads of coppers there with this drug testing machine, they swab your hand and if there is a trace of drugs you get searched. While I was waiting the copper told me that if i'd been to any other pubs (I'd been to two) that I would probably have some trace anyway just from handling notes or leaning on loos and bars, so basically this is just an excuse to search everybody. Irony now, me and my mate Craig were the first people that night to pass, as we drank everybody beeped and was sent out to be searched, nobody had any drugs on them. There were 18 police officers there for this operation, what a waste!

 

Then we got speaking to the landlord, bit of a tit, he basically said he wanted evrybody out who used to drink there and has already made come changes taking bitd down which used to make the beehive pretty unique, his best comment was "two months ago everybody who walked through that door would of had drugs on them", there was 3 people in there on a Thursday night, drugs on no drugs he'd still sell more beer.

 

On a lighter note I ordered snakebite and black in three pubs last night, The Blacksmiths said it was illegal (even though I had one in there with Zeal a couple of weeks ago), the Goat got me one no problem while the moody fellow at the Hare said it was at his discression and he wasn't doing it <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

And I saw former S-clubber and Zeal classmate Paul Cattermole on Wednesday in the kebab shop, I knew one of the geezers he was with and he introduced him to me, to which I repied "oh yeah, I know matey boy" <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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I don't like the Beehive anymore, they've ripped it's soul out. Didn't there used to be a monkey in there or something? I bet that bloke'll change all the songs on the jukebox to cr@p [***!!***] like Shania Twain. And if they clean all the graffiti off the bog doors, I'm definitley never going back. I say boycott the Beehive until it's back to normal. I must try the Goat someday, I've never been in there.

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EFM The Firm, The Voice said:
Small minded - BNP, anti-drugs. Lets get sluaghtered and kick ourselves a black man in on the way home!


That ridiculous comment only goes to prove what a know-nothing you really are. Do you know anything whatsoever about the party, other than the fabricated nonsense which is served up to you in the Guardian or Mirror and other liberal newspapers? I suspect your somewhat older than the wet-behind-ears school boy that you come across as so I can only put your naivety down to you’re your inability to distinguish truth from reality.
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