Pitches.

[Smudge]

Money is in a brown envelope behind the bar for you bf looool

I have said all along any club can ring me or message me on here and I'm more than willing to give advice and helpwhere I can ,

 

Steve,just a thought,with the growing reputation that you are getting throughout the Football World,for the excellent Pitches you prepare.Could we not have a thread on here,where you advise Clubs,as to what should be done throughout the year,as regards Maintenance,best Materials,time of year to be done etc.How to overcome problems should they arise.

[nut250]

All grounds are different , with whats been done in the past , soil make up etc etc , i will put up a General what to do and when to do it , like aeration , feeding ,

[4-5-1]

Ben Jacob does a great job at Ashford Town considering they have 3-4 matches on it a week sometimes. Games always seem to be on through the bad weather.

[nut250]

451 he must be listening to the advice , that's good

[nut250]

Renovation prices , get in touch for a unbeatable deal ,

Verti drain , overseed , top dress , fertilise , lovely pitch for next season , atract better players with a good pitch instead of a brown envelope

[johnnojudo]

thought that was gonna say "attract better players with a good pitch instead of a brown pitch!"

[nut250]

Ha ha , you attract good farmers looooool

[Smudge]

Renovation prices , get in touch for a unbeatable deal ,

Verti drain , overseed , top dress , fertilise , lovely pitch for next season , atract better players with a good pitch instead of a brown envelope

 

Nut,could you give us a hint as to the cost of the above?

[nut250]

All my competitors would then under cut me smudge and I would be skint , will send you a message so you know , If I can work out how to that is

[Smudge]

All my competitors would then under cut me smudge and I would be skint , will send you a message so you know , If I can work out how to that is

 

Message received Steve,very reasonable price.

[nut250]

Yes mate , I try to earn a living but not rip people off , I know how hard it is for clubs ,

[Green Pea]

Yes mate , I try to earn a living but not rip people off , I know how hard it is for clubs ,

Very honourable Steve, now get that £25 you owe me dropped off #knocker

[loop]

As I tell the wife ellers I am a groundsman not a gardener ,

And thanks for the envelope , it went on kebabs

Best get you down to ours then mate if it only costs us Kebabs!!

[4-5-1]

Steve are you the fat ginger one who works at Qpr?

[Green Pea]

He's not a marmalade 4-5-1, he's an excellent groundsman, invaluable volunteer, great keeper coach, committed family man and an all round brilliant guy.

 

That's £30 now Honey Bear!

[nut250]

Definately not ginger

Definately fat

After that green pea we will call it a bullseye

Kebabs loop now we are talking serious

[Big J R]

Definately not ginger

Definately fat

After that green pea we will call it a bullseye

Kebabs loop now we are talking serious

 

NOW, I bet I know who your accountant is !!