BEER!

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Quote:

Lord said:
Beer is Satans Urine! Evil things happen after drinking a gut full of it!

Yeah especially when you wake up!

[Lord]

Yes, last Sunday was a write off after the beer and red wine frenzy that followed the Paulton game! Was also in the dog house with the missus!

[bigchin]

There is also the Poyote(?) Cactai that you can cut open and eat. That will get you higher than a jumbo jet in mid-flight!! Jim Morrison used to indulge and look what happened to him!

[bigchin]

Last Saturday was a mad day! Anyone see that Chap in the bar fall over and spill Red wine over himself, bet his head hurt in the morning!

[Uncle Urchin]

christ man...get rid of her...this is serious...its FOOTBALL...

 

anyway...red wine is 'trod' by young virgins.....

 

thats why I drink three bottles a day.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[bigchin]

Unc, here here!! Nothing better than a plummy, oakey Red with a hint of Virgins feet!!! Fantastic!

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Na, wish i did though, that would of been funny!

 

So big chin and Lord are you going Wingate and Fincley on Saturday?

[Lord]

Most probably will be there, don't count me in for the 5-a-side footie though! Take it you will be going fella?

[Guest]

I had some of that Cru (sp?) its about 9%. A few pints of Stella and 2 bottles of that and I got off at Dagenham East on the way home thinking I was at Hornchurch. Its only when I couldn't find the kebab shop that I realised I wasn't in Hornchurch. God was nowhere to be found that night thats for sure.

 

I will be wearing my dog collar to the game. I am always on duty. God never sleeps and as one of his disciples, neither do I.

 

Lord - any plans for a lock out after the Darlo game?

[Lord]

That was as much Nigel's thought as it was mine! Slept like a baby all through the darts semi finals as well!

[Guest]

I remember that bloke who fell off his chair in the bar after the game! I said 5 hail marys for him and then had another pint of red wine. I am off to church now lads so will catch you on here tomorrow

[bigchin]

Urchin Man, I am hoping to make the game on Saturday. Here's to another fantastic 3 points!

 

Maybe RedChin can bless the team before the game!!!

 

 

[urchinboys]

3 points......it's a cup game! Or did you mean 3 pints?

[bigchin]

Faux Pas on my part! 3 pints will do fine!!!!!!!!!!!

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Yeah i'll be there! 3 pints. is that it, i was thinking more like 7!

[urchinboys]

7-Up ? Urchin Man????