TOP 5 ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT DOG OWNERS

[CANV EFM]

1.'dont worry he wont bite' how do you fking know? i guess a dog has the mental capacity of a 18 month old child..well they are renowned for their reliability arn't they.. stop letting your mutt run around everywhere assuming people like or trust it

2.sh.t yes thats it those goalposts and white lines mean its a toilet for your dog.. you just leave that [***!!***] in the grass there waiting for some kid to slide through it cos dog cr.p is really good for young kids.. oh and by the way thats a pavement for people to walk on .. how about i come round and cr.p on your driveway twice a day?

3.why buy an animal that is descended from a grey wolf then keep it in the kitchen for 13 hours a day.. in case you havnt noticed these things are designed to do some mileage.. not a quick lap of the block to have a dump on the pavement.. if you buy a dog, get off your fat [****!!****] early in the morning when there is no one around and then let it off the lead.. not at 3 pm in a packed park on a sunday.. if you cant handle this then dont buy the poxy thing or get one of those stupid toy dogs

4.people who buy stupid toy dogs.. these things should be shot.. people buy these inbred unable to breathe pathetic creatures to keep elderly relatives company.. well heres an idea.. why dont you go and visit your elderly relatives and keep them company rather than participate in an industry that breeds things with inherent genetic disorders

5.people who dont train their dogs.. dogs are great animals, look at guide dogs or police dogs or sheep dogs.. proper dogs doing work for people they love in the big outdoors..constantly amused and getting loads of exercise.. shouting 'get in your box' cos the thing dares to leave the kitchen 5 times then letting it in the front room after all dosent really count

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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