I'm running away..................................

[Halifax Lass]

to become a pirate or an explorer in the Amazon jungle or .... well I'm not sure really but there must be far more exciting things in life than being a social worker in Halifax!

 

Anyway I'm going next week and I've decided to take Invis with me! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[matrix]

When will you be back?

[Mr Happy]

I'll miss you!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

OK Lass, I'm with you all the way!

 

The world is our oyster, together we are magnificent.

 

Just let me get my toothbrush.

[Mr Happy]

Toothbrush!!!!! You don't use one! Just take your false toofy pegs out at night and place them in a glass of water!

[Little Miss Urchin]

I hope he's going to take some clean undies as well.

 

Or doesn't he use them either? <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

I heard that the last time the doctor asked him for a urine and poo sample, he just left his pants at reception!

[The Invisible Man]

LMU, it's very important for pirates to wear clean underwear at all times, due to the high risk of injury. Clean clothing reduces the risk of infection in wounds, you see. It also creates a good impression with captured ladies.

 

Happy, I understand that you are frequently asked for samples by by doctor, but I have to break it to you that this does not apply to everyone, only sickly incontinent weaklings like you. Those of us in our prime do not suffer this indignity.

[Halifax Lass]

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When will you be back?

I don't know exactly. I mean when you run away it depends on how long the money lasts. I suppose I could earn some as a pirate or a Corsican bandit or do an Italian Job!

Invis, so glad you've decided to join me, also that you'll be bringing along your clean underwear. However, as you're coming along with ME, there'll be no captured women looking at it!!

I'm leaving next Friday morning. Don't forget your passport Invis!

Do you want to come along as well Mr Happy? The more the merrier!!

[The Invisible Man]

Yes, we'll need a cabin boy!

[Mr Happy]

Oh this brings back memories of that great childrens' show Captain Pugwash. Who can ever forget characters such as Seaman Stains, Master Bates and Roger the Cabin Boy!

[The Invisible Man]

Is this true? I thought the story was apocryphal.

 

Oh yes, and Lass, can LMU come as well, as Cabin Girl?

 

(well if you can invite that old perv Happy....)

[Mr Happy]

How did you know that I was a perv? How's been spilling the beans?

[Colin, Germany]

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Halifax Lass said:
Anyway I'm going next week and I've decided to take Invis with me! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'm off tomorrow, and I'm not taking anyone with me apart from my family. I hope the football season has started when I get back.

[Halifax Lass]

Enjoy yourself Colin. Err......... whatever your doing and wherever you're going! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin, Germany]

Thank you, Halifax Lass. I'm back now, and the pre-season friendlies seem to be in full swing.