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I have read some of the messages below. Dont know if some of the questions have been answered by anyone so Ill put them here for you.

 

Since George Reynolds had our site closed down most true darlo fans use this site now for posting etc. --> http://www.the-tinshed.co.uk/

 

As for away games, we used to take hundreds, but due to reynolds being a complete [***!!***] and reducing our team to scrap, we take very few now unless its a special occasion like the FA cup. We will have several hundred at your place, but not thousands. I will deffo be there to see you lot. Majority will come by car or train.

 

I have never heard of you EVER so im looking forward to see a new place. you seem to be an ok team in the Ryman. Play ya game good and we are there for the killing, if u r unlucky and we have an off day were we actually play good, then u will be slaughtered. All in all it should prove to be a very entertaining game for both sides.

Best of look in all ya games till our clash.

 

Darlofan5k (Paul)

any Q's email me at darlofan5k@hotmail.com

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It'll be very hard to slaughter us. We have THE BEST defence ever, if you do win it'll be 1 or 2 nil i think. I know we haven't played league teams, but we have a physical presence at the back wiv Westy Adedeji and Jude! My heart says 2-0 Hornchurch, but my very small brain says 1-1. But we'll just have to wait 2 weeks. Good Luck Darlofan5k!

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should have made wat i ment be slaughtered, a slaughtering for the our pathetic current darlo squad would be a 2-0 or 3-0 win and thats only if we play good (this happens once a month if we r lucky), we r missing our 2 most important players, Barry Conlon (top goal scorer, 17 last season) and Andy Collet (PFA goal keeper of the year for 99/00 and 01/02 seasons. Once again, best of luck.

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don't worry Darloboy...the guys here will get used to your vernacular...I lived in the north for many years..(in fact I'm up there..here..now..) and understand the lingo...

 

now here's the script...you come here for a good day out and we'll make sure that you have one...win lose or draw we are very excited about this little FA cup run and therefore we want it to continue...

 

we have players here that have played premiership and division one footie and and we've got the fittest barmaids in the football world...they're called urchinettes....

 

so we'll make sure you enjoy your visit and are suitably looked after...but thats as far as it wil go because we really do fancy an outside chance of turning you over....so we'll take no prisoners and fight for every ball...

 

we play football as well...no long ball sh*te so dont be coming down here unless your lads keep it on the floor....we'll murder a long ball team...

 

the 'dodgy' winning penalty will of course be given to us around 85 minutes just to ensure that you don't have time to recover.... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

westie doesn't miss 'em <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />...and....

 

the crowd of about 1500 urchins will by this time have gone completely mad and the brass band will not stop for at least three days after the final whistle....the coldseal pigs will be flying over the pitch and .....

 

quite possibly..... all the urchinettes will do an impromptu striptease...(well you can hope can't you)... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

thereafter will follow a major p**s up which you are of course invited to attend... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

he he he...great stuff Darloboy...good luck and see you all soon....

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The Urchinettes are doing a strip??? I think you've just tripled the attendance there 'Chins! Make it happen, make it happen! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Being as though it's on a Sunday, I may speak nicely to the 'chaeuffeur' and see if I can attend. If I can't make it, best of luck!

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Hmmm Urchinettes' Striptease Or Southend -Vs- Canvey...Tough choice!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

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Yes it's definately on the Sunday and we're in the yellow strip.

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That's ok, we all know that you now prefer the Red/White stripes of the Urchinettes to the Yellow & Blue of the Marsh Rats! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Matt CIFC <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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