talking of refs........

[Part Time Par]

What's offside?

 

I believe it's Law 11!

[No13]

 

 

What's offside?

Offside is when the defending teams supporters are stood behind the Assistant Referee in question and shout "Lino, Lino you **** he's ****** well offside, get your ******* flag up for ***** sake!!

Am I right?

[Winslow Boy]

 

Offside is when the defending teams supporters are stood behind the Assistant Referee in question and shout "Lino, Lino you **** he's ****** well offside, get your ******* flag up for ***** sake!!

Am I right?

Sounds right to me. Similar to every challenge on your teams player is a blatant foul and every challenge your team puts in is a great tackle

[Savagebee]

I would not want to be a ref or lino its a tough job.

[Karen Browne]

What's offside?

 

And I always thought it was

 

The offside rule explained for girls: You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,

catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

[petethegreek]

And I always thought it was

 

The offside rule explained for girls: You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,

catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

 

Would depend if you barged pass the shopper in front of you before the purse was thrown, therefore, you would be illegally queue jumping you caught the purse as there would not be two shoppers in front of you. I would then penalize you for jumping the queue by raising my umbrella.

 

If you delayed slightly and allowed for the purse to be thrown first you would be ok.

 

I assume the shop assistant behind the till is a friend of the person in front of you.

Edited November 19, 2012 by petethegreek

[Doug]

In answer to your question PTG i got enough right to demonstrate a full, concise, clear and knowledgeable understanding of the game and it's rules to afford to me the ability to continue to berate all men in black ie 5/12 !!!!!

[petethegreek]

In answer to your question PTG i got enough right to demonstrate a full, concise, clear and knowledgeable understanding of the game and it's rules to afford to me the ability to continue to berate all men in black ie 5/12 !!!!!

 

It's Laws.

[Loose]

It's Laws.

 

It's what we say it is. Crikey, anyone would think the game was all about referees. Blind wonkers.

[Savagebee]