OOOPS!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Last night I saw EFMTFTV and his mate 'Beavers'(who, if you don't mind me saying so, was rather dashing!) in O'Neills ,which was nice.

 

But that's not why this thread is called 'Ooops'. After I left O'neills, me and my mate Matthew went for a tasty treat in the establishment known as 'Hot and Tasty'. While there, I made the decision to use their bathroom, always a risky choice. As I was on the loo, I noticed that it was slightly wobbly. No big deal, I thought, until I flushed the toilet and a fcking TIDAL WAVE OF P!SS came streaming at me through the floor as I struggled to get out of the cubicle (where there was no toilet paper, no hot water AND no soap!)drenching the lower half of my jeans and making me smell like a tramp in summer! As I went out I saw that all the 'water' had leaked out onto the floor before the toilets. So, I did what any self-respecting drunk would do, and ran out of the shop.

 

At first I felt guilty about it, but then I thought, if they can't be @rsed to put proper plumbing in their toilet and look after the bogs, then they've only got themselves to blame!I mean, just imagine if I'd done a number 2! Eurgh!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Chubbhead said:
Last night I saw EFMTFTV and his mate 'Beavers'(who, if you don't mind me saying so, was rather dashing!) in O'Neills ,which was nice.

He will be pleased, I'm surprised he didn't try and pull you anyway!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Well he seemed a bit drunk! My mate, was talking me up to him, saying that I was a 'nice, bubbly girl'. How very embarrasing! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Is this the same Beavers we're talking about here!? <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Yes!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Blimey.

 

Never had Beavers down as a heart-throb! Barks or Costello, maybe. But not Beavers!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well it must be said, what with a bloke from Borehamwood and now Beavers somebody maybe has a slightly dodgy taste in men <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

I was drunk, so maybe my judgement was impaired! In fact, come to think of it, I can't remember what he looks like now. <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

anything you do when you are drunk dosent count.. only scarfers and annoying tosspot 'mr clean' types who frown on drunken behviour, give a sh.t about what drunk people do...

unfortunatly youngsters like yourself can spend days racked with remorse after drunken buffoonery.. i know i did but suddenly in my mid 20's i saw the light, and now only value the opinions of people who were drunk at the same time of any...er... 'incident'...

ant scarfing do gooders who voice an opinion because they were sober at intantly blacklisted.. i havent been to an office christmas party for 9 years due to the toady scarfer tossers that are there...

oh and the totally drunk young birds who cop off with minging geezers cos they are pissed.. ;-)

[Chubbhead EFM]

oi! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />