Non Hornchurch football thread

[paokman]

Harsh on donkeys you mean Simon?

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

Man U have axed their donkey, and it's paid off

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

Yainted for the title then?!

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

Yep I guess so

 

 

But ROLLS REUS will go further in Europe

[cup of tea]

Is that a promise?

[paokman]

Suggest we have a whip round

[Hornchurch "O"]

For a one way ticket.

[paokman]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[paokman]

Anybody know why I'm still a trainee with 1285 posts to my name?

Ok, so I know most are c*** but......

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

It must have been when you were kissing me

[cup of tea]

Anybody know why I'm still a trainee with 1285 posts to my name?

Ok, so I know most are c*** but......

 

I wondered about that - I'm still a reserve???

[paokman]

Quiet Andy, don't think anybody noticed. Arlette

[Hornchurch "O"]

Just a note for Rolls.

Scholes is Injured.

The other Old Man scored against Everton.

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

And I'll score in Ukraine tonight

[Hornchurch "O"]

Only if you go Red Light district.

[Eastside Urchin]

He wouldn't score then either

[paokman]

How on earth would he remember whether he had or not?

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

Explain please Derek

[paokman]

How about leaving train from grimsby

[Eastside Urchin]

Ha ha,he is implying you are always pissed Andrew,hard to argue against it to be honest