Saturday 22nd September Fixtures, Results

[av1]

Yep u really are a TW@T

 

Hold on a minute I'm getting confused.

This @ is confusing me.

 

Are you saying

Twat

The word twat has various functions. It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet.

Its meaning was in reality the same then as now, Browning's misconception probably having arisen from a line in a 1660 satirical poem, Vanity of Vanities

They'd send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat

 

Another mistaken (or perhaps dialectal) use was in Edward Bulwer-Lytton's 1870 science fiction novel The Coming Race, in an apparent satire on Darwin:

Among the pithy sayings which, according to tradition, the philosopher bequeathed to posterity in rhythmical form and sententious brevity, this is notably recorded: "Humble yourselves, my descendants; the father of your race was a 'twat'

It is commonly thought that a "twat" is a noun to describe a pregnant goldfish ^[3]. However, this is disputed by some and may be an urban myth.

As a derogatory insult, a pejorative meaning a fool,

 

Or is it Twot

Twot is "Total Waste Of Time"

 

Or is it Twit.

Twit a silly annoying person : fool

 

Please help me out here.

[Loose]

Hold on a minute I'm getting confused.

This @ is confusing me.

 

Are you saying

Twat

The word twat has various functions. It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet.

Its meaning was in reality the same then as now, Browning's misconception probably having arisen from a line in a 1660 satirical poem, Vanity of Vanities

They'd send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat

 

Another mistaken (or perhaps dialectal) use was in Edward Bulwer-Lytton's 1870 science fiction novel The Coming Race, in an apparent satire on Darwin:

Among the pithy sayings which, according to tradition, the philosopher bequeathed to posterity in rhythmical form and sententious brevity, this is notably recorded: "Humble yourselves, my descendants; the father of your race was a 'twat'

It is commonly thought that a "twat" is a noun to describe a pregnant goldfish ^[3]. However, this is disputed by some and may be an urban myth.

As a derogatory insult, a pejorative meaning a fool,

 

Or is it Twot

Twot is "Total Waste Of Time"

 

Or is it Twit.

Twit a silly annoying person : fool

 

Please help me out here.

 

I'm guessing, and it's only a guess mind you, that he is saying that Rhodes is a "human vulva". There, I've said it, I don't regret it either. He is a TW@T.

[you aint got a castle]

A vulva serves a useful purpose and in my opinion looks and smells a damn sight prettier than the person in question.....

[Rhodes]

a damn sight prettier than the person in question.

You aint got a castle – Have we met then

[you aint got a castle]

I dont believe so as that would entail yourself attending a Berko match, my statement is based on assumption and hearsay which seems as good as fact for some on here...

[Tiger007]

 

Why didn’t Kentish Town just go into Division 2 this season rather than be humiliated week in week out, that way they could have also played at Chase Lodge Playing Fields, on a roped off pitch, and saved the large groundshare outlay to Hillingdon Borough which must be at least £5000

 

Week in week out, we're we humiliated at cockfosters, Southall or welwyn garden city. Certain clubs do not have the strength in dept as others and due to injury, work or family commitments are unable to put the same squad out week after week if only we lived in a perfect world and not in Rhodes world. Your statement above just goes to prove what we all know already WHAT A TW@T.

[Karen Browne]

Tiger - as you can see I had removed the original posting by Rhodes, he has a mission in life to constantly belittle the fine efforts that clubs like Kentish Town achieve with limited resources.

 

I have however left it in your posting as your response would be somewhat lost without it.

Edited September 24, 2012 by Karen Browne

[Rhodes]

Karen - I'm not belittling anybody however it's always the same old story with Kentish Town isn't it

 

Here I go again having a sly snide dig at another SSML club

Edited September 24, 2012 by Karen Browne

[Loose]

Karen - I'm not belittling anybody however it's always the same old story with Kentish Town isn't it

 

TW@T

 

NB. Karen, I don't mind if you delete Rhodes post and my quote. Rhodes being a TW@T is always relevant.

[sjj2112]

Hold on a minute I'm getting confused.

This @ is confusing me.

 

Are you saying

Twat

The word twat has various functions. It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet.

Its meaning was in reality the same then as now, Browning's misconception probably having arisen from a line in a 1660 satirical poem, Vanity of Vanities

They'd send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat

 

Another mistaken (or perhaps dialectal) use was in Edward Bulwer-Lytton's 1870 science fiction novel The Coming Race, in an apparent satire on Darwin:

Among the pithy sayings which, according to tradition, the philosopher bequeathed to posterity in rhythmical form and sententious brevity, this is notably recorded: "Humble yourselves, my descendants; the father of your race was a 'twat'

It is commonly thought that a "twat" is a noun to describe a pregnant goldfish ^[3]. However, this is disputed by some and may be an urban myth.

As a derogatory insult, a pejorative meaning a fool,

 

Or is it Twot

Twot is "Total Waste Of Time"

 

Or is it Twit.

Twit a silly annoying person : fool

 

Please help me out here.

 

All of the above!

[Part Time Par]

You aint got a castle – Have we met then

 

Probably, my guess is that he's seen a tw@t before

[Savagebee]

Week in week out, we're we humiliated at cockfosters, Southall or welwyn garden city. Certain clubs do not have the strength in dept as others and due to injury, work or family commitments are unable to put the same squad out week after week

 

Hope Kentish Towns results improve and i agree with the above.

[Karen Browne]

Week in week out, we're we humiliated at cockfosters, Southall or welwyn garden city.

 

Blimey a 0-0 draw counts as a humiliation, it a funny old game

[petethegreek]

Blimey a 0-0 draw counts as a humiliation, it a funny old game

 

Maybe Tiger007 thinks that a 0-0 draw against your Club is humiliating.

[Winslow Boy]

 

 

Blimey a 0-0 draw counts as a humiliation, it a funny old game

I think he/she was pointing these out as good results. Using irony unfortunately Rhodes doesn't understand irony

[Rhodes]

were we humiliated at cockfosters

Cockfosters Reserves you mean

[Winslow Boy]

 

Cockfosters Reserves you mean

Wasn't a reserve fixture was it Rhodes? So wrong again Cockfosters put a first team out they wanted too