The Ace in the Pack.

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

After reading the review of SML, maybe Angela Rippon, Julia Somerville and Gloria Hunniford need to pay them a visit as part of their Rip Off Britain programme.

[Smudge]

Surely Guernsey FC would of done their research into this establishment before using its Services.You only have to put in Tip Finder on Google,to find out it is not even fit for Dogs.Still a lot of you come back to Drunkeness and Damage caused by Sports Teams.How many complaints were made about this by Les Roquettes last year? Cost cutting is the reason, no doubt in my mind.Not long before the Ryman Teams have to get the Boat over.

[Smudge]

After reading the review of SML, maybe Angela Rippon, Julia Somerville and Gloria Hunniford need to pay them a visit as part of their Rip Off Britain programme.

 

Bet Peppa Pig would think twice about staying there Adam?You are aware of the Libel Laws Adam?

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

Fair do's Smudge

[bomaya]

Ban lager on the island. You have the power.

 

Our barman would love to gid rid of the lager pumps and only sell proper beer at our place but sadly too many people are fashion victims and drink what they're told whether that's lager or cider.

I remember when cider was a drink for goths and weirdos (I was a mixture of both), now everyone's at it but for some reason they put ice in it. Why would they do that? Oh yeah, I forgot, the adverts on tele told them to.

 

No VP, it's because it tastes nicer the colder it is. And I speak as someone who has been putting ice in cider for twenty years now. hic!

[VPCTFC]

No VP, it's because it tastes nicer the colder it is. And I speak as someone who has been putting ice in cider for twenty years now. hic!

 

Ah, you copied it from Withnail & I.

Best film in the world.

Chin Chin.

 

[Smudge]

I am led to believe that all 3 Teams who have visited Guernsey this year,have registered a complaint with the League about the accomodation provided.Be interested to know how Farnham,found it yesterday?

[Big J R]

For anyone with an enquiring mind.......

 

http://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/les-rocquettes-hotel.html?aid=311076;label=hotel-217292-gb-lo9VJRMQhHvsZjW2sfVNWwS12485198820:pl:ta:p1:p2:ac:ap1t1:nes;ws=&gclid=CNex54SZurICFaTJtAodgwMAwg

[Guernsey local]

I am led to believe that all 3 Teams who have visited Guernsey this year,have registered a complaint with the League about the accomodation provided.Be interested to know how Farnham,found it yesterday?

 

I don't see why they would complain. Granted its not the best hotel in the world (SML) but its not exactly rat infested and leaking!

 

Unless of course they have been promised one thing and are getting something less than what was expected.

[GD The Fall Guy]

I've just heard on the grapevine that all visiting teams will be staying from now on at our

premier hotel St Pierre Park Hotel.

 

The team will now not travel by Aurigny they will travel in private Lear jets.

 

Team will come off of the plane at Guernsey Airport and step onto the finest red carpet.

 

The team will then be transfered to the hotel in a fleet of gold plated Rolls Royces.

 

At the hotel players will each receive an attractive personal assistant to feed them grapes, wipe their arses and fan them with the finest oriental fan if they get too warm. To be fair to visiting female members of the visiting club they will also receive a hunk to look after them ( massage included ).

 

Gordon Ramsey will also be flown in to cook the teams food and a menu of 295 dishes will be on offer including Dodo stew, Kangaroo bollocks on toast and T-Rex rack of ribs.

 

Any complaints can be made to The Queen and any Guernsey staff complained about will be hung drawn and quartered

 

 

 

[Green_Fingers]

And to pay for it, Ross Allen will be giving up his goal bonus

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

Nah Ross is off to Real Madrid for £100m to finance it

 

He's a snip at that price, move over Jordan Rhodes et al!

[GD The Fall Guy]

Nah Ross is off to Real Madrid for £100m to finance it

 

He's a snip at that price, move over Jordan Rhodes et al!

 

We'll take no less than £102,924,398.99

 

 

[Smudge]

Nice to see G.FC changed their Hotel preference last Saturday.

[newby marvel]

If ive missed somthing i apologise why is les roquettes now not used?

[GD The Fall Guy]

Nice to see G.FC changed their Hotel preference last Saturday.

 

They must have listened to you almighty sage

 

 

[GD The Fall Guy]

If ive missed somthing i apologise why is les roquettes now not used?

 

Smudge stayed there and it cost so much to clean the room the hotel nearly went bust

 

 

[Smudge]

 

 

They must have listened to you almighty sage

 

Wrong again the 3 Clubs complained to the League,none of my doing.I was just putting the matter into the Public Domain.