FAO Mr. Phil Elleray

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

Hi Phil,

 

I am very sorry that you were given the elbow by Knaphill FC.

 

Anyway, there is another job which could be yours should you be interested:

 

You have to give faith and belief to a team of chumps who last lost 6-1 to a team which they should have been expected to beat quite comfortably, and to reassure them that they have a purpose as a unit of eleven half-baked prats who some are saying 'could not pass water'.

 

Yes, Phil, the Wales manager job is yours. Please send your CV to Llewellyn Dafydd ap Pillockchops c/o the The FAW.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19549065

Edited September 11, 2012 by AdamKing(wasAK11)

[ellers]

Lol! My nan was Welsh!

[Ccl watcher]

Where you going ellers I'm sure everyone wants to know spill the beans?and thought Knaphill should have least given u until Christmas good luck at new club tho mate

[VPCTFC]

It's been funny reading all the tweets about this. I'm sure there's stuff being said in the open that should be kept private!

 

I wanted to retweet some of Ellers' stuff as it made me laugh but then I thought he might take it the wrong way and think I was taking the pee.

The best one was "Having a good day, haven't been sacked all day."

 

https://twitter.com/phil_ellery

[nut250]

Vp ellers would not have taken it the wrong way , he is down to earth bloke and good in the SACK by all accounts ,

[bigboy]

Vp ellers would not have taken it the wrong way , he is down to earth bloke and good in the SACK by all accounts ,

 

he is over the disappointment now of Knaphill and is all FIRED up for his next challenge...

[ellers]

VPCTFC I wouldn't take it the wrong way, I'm not bitter just a bit embarrassed, that's all, anyway I've got work today so best get out of this SACK and I was supposed to be seeing my boss Alan Sugar today as apparently he has two words to say to me, Y... F.... I told him him to join the queue.

[Krooner]

I heard you were becoming a Pop Group Manager. Group is called Elbow.

[Redrup No2]

LOL good banter!

[Green_Fingers]

LOL good banter!

 

Apparently it's all your fault Redders - keeping the lads out every Friday night since you joined

[HKP]

Vp ellers would not have taken it the wrong way , he is down to earth bloke and good in the SACK by all accounts ,

is that by personal experience?

[Redrup No2]

Apparently do GF!!! Now I'm guna do it to the lammas lads!!!

[newby marvel]

Your not going back, ill never play for nathan again were your words you have no bollocks theres a mile of people backing you wake up an smell the coffee...... JJ get on him or anybody higher

Edited September 12, 2012 by newby marvel

[Redrup No2]

Wow!

[NICE GUY]

Your not going back, ill never play for nathan again were your words you have no bollocks theres a mile of people backing you wake up an smell the coffee...... JJ get on him or anybody higher

 

Newbs is right. Reds you're a mug, is it that you just don't have the b*llocks to try somewhere higher and different, you're going back to the same level 'cos its within your comfort zone....... I recall reading you CV on another thread (I think it was yours) or is it 'cos you fear that you will fail not being good enough ? Try, you can always go back to Lammas and play with your mates.

 

Where's your ambition man ! Chertsey's local to Staines, just go there and try, you never know it maybe a move you should have done ages ago, you fail Lammas is calling !

[TurnerBSFC]

Redders, dont be silly mate. Stick to your guns. Get our of your comfort zone and try higher. Like N.G says, if it fails, go to Lammas.

[newby marvel]

Can always go down ahem lol not always up

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

Always wondered.. any relation to David Elleray?

[Redrup No2]

His name is Ellery!! Thanks ads, NG, Sean for your words but I haven't got the attitude and desire that you boys have at the moment.

[JV92]

yourr certainly not gunna get that from playing "comfortably"

 

But, has Redrup No2 hijacked another thread!

 

Poor phil!