I Know I Shouldn't Laugh, But...

[Chubbhead EFM]

I just can't help it! Taken from The Mirror...

 

12-YEAR-OLDS TOOK VIAGRA IN LUNCH BREAK Oct 23 2003

By Nathan Yates

 

 

SIX schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking Viagra during their lunch break.

 

An ambulance was called to the school after teachers discovered that the boys, aged 12 and 13, had taken the anti-impotency drug.

 

The year eight pupils at Forest School in Winnersh, near Reading, Berks, were later discharged from the Royal Berkshire Hospital. One of the boys had brought in the pills from home and shared them with five friends.

 

The school said a pupil had been suspended for "actions which placed other pupils at risk".

 

A medical specialist said Viagra was untested on youngsters.

 

He added: "Handing out pills in that manner is irresponsible - it is dangerous to do with any drug."

 

A parent at the school said: "They probably took it for a joke and the school is not to blame."

 

Wokingham district council said: "All six pupils are not expected to suffer any ill- effects and all the tablets have been accounted for."

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Quality - saw that in the Sun this morning.

 

I had a quarter-bottle of whiskey and nine Woodbines in a school lunch-hour once. Didn't quite have the same effect though, I should imagine. I just puked up in Mr Roff's physics lesson!!

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

This is my favourite bit:

 

The school said a pupil had been suspended for "actions which placed other pupils at risk".

 

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and this: An ambulance was called to the school after teachers discovered that the boys, aged 12 and 13, had taken the anti-impotency drug.

 

In what way did they 'discover' the boys had taken Viagra? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

I was quite a good girl at school. It was at college that I went a bit mental. During my A-Level exams I had my last history exam in the morning and by the time that had finished, the pubs were open. So what did I do? I went and celebrated of course! Only problem being that I had an exam in the afternoon as well. Nevermind, it was only Media!(and I still got an 'A'!)

[Colin Zeal EFM]

The Sun went into a little more detail regarding how exactly this discovery was made...

 

By the time the afternoon lessons began there was no hiding what they had done.

 

They were all sitting at their desks trying to cover up the tents on their laps. Everyone was laughing."

 

Quality stuff!!

 

 

[Laz]

Zeal, Thorns, how about we get some for Billericay tomorrow, and see what happens.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I know Beavers has some, chubbhead will be pleased <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

Does he really need it though?! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />