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Smudges Big Day out!!!!!!!


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Not been a great week for dear OLD SMUDGE,it seems that when you get to my age,that the NHS care about you.My post box has been overflowing with mail this week.Not from admirers as most of you would be thinking,being such a popular Guy,but the NHS.Wednesday this Week,MRI Brain Scan,,many will joke has he got one,with the piffle he posts on here.Thursday this week,an Aortic Heart Scan,has he got a Heart?Then the final straw,requests for A bowel Sample,can hear you all thinking,he talks enough Shyte.Well I was sitting here in Tears this Morning,is my life coming to an end,I had 2 choices either watch Guernsey FC on my trusted laptop £2.99,depression!!!or visit my good Friends at South Park such Friendly Welcoming People,I have never met in Football.exctasy.So out came my freedom pass,A bus to Redhill,A bus to Reigate,then a steady stroll to the Ground.I had broken into sweat by the time,I had reached the ground,was met by the Chairman,HI Smudge was the welcome,a kiss on the cheek from JJ'S Mum,hi smudge,nice to see you here.But first I had to quench my thirst,nearly collapsed at the price £2.70p PINT,the Cheapest by far in CCL so far by miles.So I had another whilst watching the Cricket,as you do,just to be hospitable.Paid my Entrance to watch what was a very one sided game,but goals win games and Badshot Lea scored one.South Park were different gravy throughout but could not score,due in the main to one MATT WATSON in the Badshot Goal,he was outstanding,and would of made any Parent proud,shame his dad was called away,TRS WILL GET THAT LITTLE JOKE.The Ref was poor but equal to both sides.The post match food was excellent.Thanks to all the friends I met today,Milesy4,Sparky100,Max Power,Blueandwhitearmy,IN THE KNOW,THANKS FOR THE DRINK,AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST HIGGSY1 FOR THE LIFT BACK.

 

P.S When I got home,my wife said that if I had left home 30 seconds later,I may of been dead.as a 6ft by 3ft pane of glass,fell right above our front door.Lucky is my second name!!!!!

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Did they get the Bowel scan and Brain scan mixed up? :)

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Did they get the Bowel scan and Brain scan mixed up? :)

 

Not a laughing matter HKP.Did remark to my good wife that if anything serious happens to me,inform the guys on Fans focus,they would be sure to raise enough to buy a Box of tissues.

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Sorry Smdge, no offence intended. Was trying to put a smile on your face.

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Cheers mate, very glad to get 3 points today, Warlingham are a very tough side and dont think may teams will go there a win. We had chances to extend the lead but failed to take our chances. Also missed a pen. We're basically a whole new 11 this year and we've had a pretty hard start to the season with mole valley and Frimley next week which don't get no easier but Im really confident once we start to gel we could do well. Your have to pop down 1 day!

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Cheers mate, very glad to get 3 points today, Warlingham are a very tough side and dont think may teams will go there a win. We had chances to extend the lead but failed to take our chances. Also missed a pen. We're basically a whole new 11 this year and we've had a pretty hard start to the season with mole valley and Frimley next week which don't get no easier but Im really confident once we start to gel we could do well. Your have to pop down 1 day!

 

Good luck for the season Redders

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Did they get the Bowel scan and Brain scan mixed up? :)

 

Not a laughing matter HKP.Did remark to my good wife that if anything serious happens to me,inform the guys on Fans focus,they would be sure to raise enough to buy a Box of tissues.

 

You can't die on us yet Smudge, the Forum wouldn't be the same without your constant Two Faced moaning ! ;)

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BLIMEY SMUDGE.

 

You MUST be older than me.

 

Bowel screening - Just completed my second and got the all clear.

 

Aorta check was done several months ago, and also, all clear.

 

Nice to the N.H.S. DOES care about us 'oldies' !!

 

The Asahi Scan, on the other hand.................................................................... !!

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Not posted for a while, but felt it was appropriate Smudge to wish you good luck next week and look forward to seeing you at Krooner in the near future, our real ale which changes virtually every week (not a bad thing) is still £3.00 a pint.

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