The Mayor Of Simpleton Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 It could be worse, Duncs could be John Sitton.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRS Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Always found duncs to be decent company, I'm sure he's just on a wind-up on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncs Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Oh come on Duncs,Your full of the brown stuff.Maybe somebody that represents these clubs would like to step forward and backup your claims.Anyone at Farnborough confirm Duncs has been offered a coaching role? & no you wont have a row with anyone.People dont want to argue with a John Locke (Lost) lookalike. Kin hell you make out your Sir Alec or something Thats me sir Alex of the CCL,please stop being so thick I for the last time am NOT a coach,and no thanks Ellers I don't drink and you will probably try and talk me into helping you, sorry but as I have already said no to 6 clubs I don't want to make you number 7,now then Perv lets just pretend you are a manager of a CCL club(apart from the league because your budget aint big enough)what would you class as success seeing as you say the cups are Michael Mouse and lets just add none of the teams you have managed have been relegated, who are you to say I'm full of the Brown stuff lets have your real name and what you have achieved then we can see who's full of sh1t,are you another one who don't like winners and join the bandwagon full of wannabees on here who pat each other on the back year after year for failing well not me pal I am a Winner with a capital W (come on you fecking predictable losers you can all do something with the W) Uncle Fester, Fecker Gump, the best cone and water bottle carrier, the self acclaimed motivator..Mr. Motivator and THE Sir Alex of the CCL ! Oh please stop my sides are splitting, stop kidding yourself Dunc the Unc what with you being the best motivator in the league, having won your trophies including runners up, turned down SEVEN (7) clubs, boy you must be one helluva guy being so much in demand ! Be careful of that head,,,,,,,,it might get too big to fit that wig of yours !!! I saw you last season at Sandhurst and all you was doing is shouting at the players everytime they did something wrong as did Salv giving the players different instructions, no wonder the players didn't understand and were confused asto what they had to do then shouted back at the management !......it was a Joke I felt for the players FACT ! Your more like Steve McClaren he was an assistant manager at one time I believe............. Ask any player that has ever played for me and they will all tell you the same the only time I ever shout at a player is when I shout encouragement I wouldn't even lower myself to some of the sh1te that comes out of some managers mouths it is embarrassing,at half time and full time I might say something if I think it will have an affect but otherwise its not worth it and the less said sometimes the better, every player knows when they have not played well it don't need anyone to tell them,what games did you watch at Sandhurst remember I wasn't at a lot of games due to work commitments and was mainly at mid week games,I think you are telling porkies again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncs Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Oh come on Duncs,Your full of the brown stuff.Maybe somebody that represents these clubs would like to step forward and backup your claims.Anyone at Farnborough confirm Duncs has been offered a coaching role? & no you wont have a row with anyone.People dont want to argue with a John Locke (Lost) lookalike. Kin hell you make out your Sir Alec or something Thats me sir Alex of the CCL,please stop being so thick I for the last time am NOT a coach,and no thanks Ellers I don't drink and you will probably try and talk me into helping you, sorry but as I have already said no to 6 clubs I don't want to make you number 7,now then Perv lets just pretend you are a manager of a CCL club(apart from the league because your budget aint big enough)what would you class as success seeing as you say the cups are Michael Mouse and lets just add none of the teams you have managed have been relegated, who are you to say I'm full of the Brown stuff lets have your real name and what you have achieved then we can see who's full of sh1t,are you another one who don't like winners and join the bandwagon full of wannabees on here who pat each other on the back year after year for failing well not me pal I am a Winner with a capital W (come on you fecking predictable losers you can all do something with the W) Uncle Fester, Fecker Gump, the best cone and water bottle carrier, the self acclaimed motivator..Mr. Motivator and THE Sir Alex of the CCL ! Oh please stop my sides are splitting, stop kidding yourself Dunc the Unc what with you being the best motivator in the league, having won your trophies including runners up, turned down SEVEN (7) clubs, boy you must be one helluva guy being so much in demand ! Be careful of that head,,,,,,,,it might get too big to fit that wig of yours !!! I saw you last season at Sandhurst and all you was doing is shouting at the players everytime they did something wrong as did Salv giving the players different instructions, no wonder the players didn't understand and were confused asto what they had to do then shouted back at the management !......it was a Joke I felt for the players FACT ! Your more like Steve McClaren he was an assistant manager at one time I believe............. Ask any player that has ever played for me and they will all tell you the same the only time I ever shout at a player is when I shout encouragement I wouldn't even lower myself to some of the sh1te that comes out of some managers mouths it is embarrassing,at half time and full time I might say something if I think it will have an affect but otherwise its not worth it and the less said sometimes the better, every player knows when they have not played well it don't need anyone to tell them,what games did you watch at Sandhurst remember I wasn't at a lot of games due to work commitments and was mainly at mid week games,I think you are telling porkies again. Come on prove to everyone you're not telling Porkies it's a simple question,what games did you attend ? I see Bracknell have banned thier anonnymous poster because he was caught out telling lies well you have a chance to prove to everyone your not a liar by simply giving us the games you attended at Sandhurst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krooner Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Oh come on Duncs,Your full of the brown stuff.Maybe somebody that represents these clubs would like to step forward and backup your claims.Anyone at Farnborough confirm Duncs has been offered a coaching role? & no you wont have a row with anyone.People dont want to argue with a John Locke (Lost) lookalike. Kin hell you make out your Sir Alec or something Thats me sir Alex of the CCL,please stop being so thick I for the last time am NOT a coach,and no thanks Ellers I don't drink and you will probably try and talk me into helping you, sorry but as I have already said no to 6 clubs I don't want to make you number 7,now then Perv lets just pretend you are a manager of a CCL club(apart from the league because your budget aint big enough)what would you class as success seeing as you say the cups are Michael Mouse and lets just add none of the teams you have managed have been relegated, who are you to say I'm full of the Brown stuff lets have your real name and what you have achieved then we can see who's full of sh1t,are you another one who don't like winners and join the bandwagon full of wannabees on here who pat each other on the back year after year for failing well not me pal I am a Winner with a capital W (come on you fecking predictable losers you can all do something with the W) Uncle Fester, Fecker Gump, the best cone and water bottle carrier, the self acclaimed motivator..Mr. Motivator and THE Sir Alex of the CCL ! Oh please stop my sides are splitting, stop kidding yourself Dunc the Unc what with you being the best motivator in the league, having won your trophies including runners up, turned down SEVEN (7) clubs, boy you must be one helluva guy being so much in demand ! Be careful of that head,,,,,,,,it might get too big to fit that wig of yours !!! I saw you last season at Sandhurst and all you was doing is shouting at the players everytime they did something wrong as did Salv giving the players different instructions, no wonder the players didn't understand and were confused asto what they had to do then shouted back at the management !......it was a Joke I felt for the players FACT ! Your more like Steve McClaren he was an assistant manager at one time I believe............. Ask any player that has ever played for me and they will all tell you the same the only time I ever shout at a player is when I shout encouragement I wouldn't even lower myself to some of the sh1te that comes out of some managers mouths it is embarrassing,at half time and full time I might say something if I think it will have an affect but otherwise its not worth it and the less said sometimes the better, every player knows when they have not played well it don't need anyone to tell them,what games did you watch at Sandhurst remember I wasn't at a lot of games due to work commitments and was mainly at mid week games,I think you are telling porkies again. I would like to back this up. I have seen Duncs so many times over the years and I have never seen him shout anything bad at any of his players. He does always encourage them. What he does though is spend most of the game shouting complete shite at the officials like he knows the laws of the game. In those games he has been wrong a good 99% of the time. Smudge and Green_Fingers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncs Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Oh come on Duncs,Your full of the brown stuff.Maybe somebody that represents these clubs would like to step forward and backup your claims.Anyone at Farnborough confirm Duncs has been offered a coaching role? & no you wont have a row with anyone.People dont want to argue with a John Locke (Lost) lookalike. Kin hell you make out your Sir Alec or something Thats me sir Alex of the CCL,please stop being so thick I for the last time am NOT a coach,and no thanks Ellers I don't drink and you will probably try and talk me into helping you, sorry but as I have already said no to 6 clubs I don't want to make you number 7,now then Perv lets just pretend you are a manager of a CCL club(apart from the league because your budget aint big enough)what would you class as success seeing as you say the cups are Michael Mouse and lets just add none of the teams you have managed have been relegated, who are you to say I'm full of the Brown stuff lets have your real name and what you have achieved then we can see who's full of sh1t,are you another one who don't like winners and join the bandwagon full of wannabees on here who pat each other on the back year after year for failing well not me pal I am a Winner with a capital W (come on you fecking predictable losers you can all do something with the W) Uncle Fester, Fecker Gump, the best cone and water bottle carrier, the self acclaimed motivator..Mr. Motivator and THE Sir Alex of the CCL ! Oh please stop my sides are splitting, stop kidding yourself Dunc the Unc what with you being the best motivator in the league, having won your trophies including runners up, turned down SEVEN (7) clubs, boy you must be one helluva guy being so much in demand ! Be careful of that head,,,,,,,,it might get too big to fit that wig of yours !!! I saw you last season at Sandhurst and all you was doing is shouting at the players everytime they did something wrong as did Salv giving the players different instructions, no wonder the players didn't understand and were confused asto what they had to do then shouted back at the management !......it was a Joke I felt for the players FACT ! Your more like Steve McClaren he was an assistant manager at one time I believe............. Ask any player that has ever played for me and they will all tell you the same the only time I ever shout at a player is when I shout encouragement I wouldn't even lower myself to some of the sh1te that comes out of some managers mouths it is embarrassing,at half time and full time I might say something if I think it will have an affect but otherwise its not worth it and the less said sometimes the better, every player knows when they have not played well it don't need anyone to tell them,what games did you watch at Sandhurst remember I wasn't at a lot of games due to work commitments and was mainly at mid week games,I think you are telling porkies again. I would like to back this up. I have seen Duncs so many times over the years and I have never seen him shout anything bad at any of his players. He does always encourage them. What he does though is spend most of the game shouting complete shite at the officials like he knows the laws of the game. In those games he has been wrong a good 99% of the time. Sorry mate and I know you are right but i have tried to leave the officials alone but I just seem to let myself down sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncs Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Still no reply to my request NG you've made yourself look a right kent again,just keep your lies to yourself and then you can do no harm I hope the moderators do something this time as you don't deserve defending,nobody is bigger than the club/forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rother Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) With the new season about to start I guess he's too busy to respond right now - remind me, what club is he working for? Edited August 1, 2012 by Rother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big J R Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) With the new season about to start I guess he's too busy to respond right now - remind me, what club is he working for? 'The All England Over 80's Nude Leap-Frog Team', I believe !! Edited August 1, 2012 by Big J R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Clapham Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 With the new season about to start I guess he's too busy to respond right now - remind me, what club is he working for? All of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bomaya Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) Still no reply to my request NG you've made yourself look a right kent again,just keep your lies to yourself and then you can do no harm I hope the moderators do something this time as you don't deserve defending,nobody is bigger than the club/forum. The mods (and I don't mean me) will only do something if things are reported. This is a busy site so they can't be expected to read every single thread. Edited August 2, 2012 by bomaya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor Of Simpleton Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Still no reply to my request NG you've made yourself look a right kent again,just keep your lies to yourself and then you can do no harm I hope the moderators do something this time as you don't deserve defending,nobody is bigger than the club/forum. The mods (and I don't mean me) will only do something if things are reported. This is a busy site so they can't be expected to read every single thread. You have to be careful about what you say online - as a certain footballer from the Welsh Premier League found out yesterday. I did hear that a famous inhabitant of the SSML Forum here was going to be reported as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncs Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Still no reply to my request NG you've made yourself look a right kent again,just keep your lies to yourself and then you can do no harm I hope the moderators do something this time as you don't deserve defending,nobody is bigger than the club/forum. The mods (and I don't mean me) will only do something if things are reported. This is a busy site so they can't be expected to read every single thread. You're right Bommy and I don't expect them to read every thread but this character has been getting worse and worse in his attempts to be popular,there's nothing wrong with decent banter and a wind up but lies is a different kettle of fish,I still don't understand why the forum allows people to stay anonymous when we are all men/women and in it together,I know I am to blame for a lot of his comments and bites but I have never lied about him how could I ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krooner Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 The problem is Duncs he doesnt say anything that could cause a case in the civil or criminal courts. Just press the ignore button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NICE GUY Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) Still no reply to my request NG you've made yourself look a right kent again,just keep your lies to yourself and then you can do no harm I hope the moderators do something this time as you don't deserve defending,nobody is bigger than the club/forum. The mods (and I don't mean me) will only do something if things are reported. This is a busy site so they can't be expected to read every single thread. You're right Bommy and I don't expect them to read every thread but this character has been getting worse and worse in his attempts to be popular,there's nothing wrong with decent banter and a wind up but lies is a different kettle of fish,I still don't understand why the forum allows people to stay anonymous when we are all men/women and in it together,I know I am to blame for a lot of his comments and bites but I have never lied about him how could I ? Okay,okay.... Oh for goodness sake Uncle Fester keep on. Not that I have to tell you where I go to watch games, but as you have asked me so kindly and called me all the names under the sun, I going to tell you so to keep that foul mouth of yours shut once and for all ! Looking up my notepad, the last time I visited Sandhurst and you was there, was when Molesey smashed Sandhurst 4-1 on Saturday 14 January, and to be honest it should have been a cricket score....remember the game ? There was you and Salv and I think one other (Lee ?) if my memory serves me well, all three shouting out different instructions to players, having a go at them and no wonder some retaliated ! I was standing right next to the dug-outs opposite the stand so could hear the ear bashing ! Little Matt Day(right winger) scored Sandhurst goal. The first Molesey goal; was a bit of a give away by the keeper, again if my memory serves me well After the game, I went into the rather small but nice clubhouse, the bar is on the left where a lovely lady served me a beer and said would I like a sausage (frankfurter) roll. Oh yeah by the way, don't insult me and make yourself look rather silly by PM message calling me a LIAR perhaps you will kindly retract your comment and say SORRY like the man you say you are! In public, on this forum would be nice - Thank you. I now suggest you go and find that gun, aim it nicely at your foot and fire it! You see Mr. Motivator the self confessed best motivator in the CCL, be careful what you say, 'cos your bullish tactics don't shine nicely on your bald head ! Oh yeah, talking of bald heads, is the Molesey manager (no disrespect , you can't be as bad) your twin brother. ha ha !!! Apologies will be accepted in due course .................I'll be waiting ! As you say in your common words ''Who looks the kent now !!! Edited August 5, 2012 by NICE GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark-Tommo Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Thought Lee Riddell had gone before this game NG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NICE GUY Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Thought Lee Riddell had gone before this game NG? Tommo as I say I wasn't too sure who it was as I don't know Lee, but there was another fella in the dug out I'm sure maybe Paul ? But lets be honest you can't miss Uncle Fester can you .......... !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncs Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Still no reply to my request NG you've made yourself look a right kent again,just keep your lies to yourself and then you can do no harm I hope the moderators do something this time as you don't deserve defending,nobody is bigger than the club/forum. The mods (and I don't mean me) will only do something if things are reported. This is a busy site so they can't be expected to read every single thread. You're right Bommy and I don't expect them to read every thread but this character has been getting worse and worse in his attempts to be popular,there's nothing wrong with decent banter and a wind up but lies is a different kettle of fish,I still don't understand why the forum allows people to stay anonymous when we are all men/women and in it together,I know I am to blame for a lot of his comments and bites but I have never lied about him how could I ? Okay,okay.... Oh for goodness sake Uncle Fester keep on. Not that I have to tell you where I go to watch games, but as you have asked me so kindly and called me all the names under the sun, I going to tell you so to keep that foul mouth of yours shut once and for all ! Looking up my notepad, the last time I visited Sandhurst and you was there, was when Molesey smashed Sandhurst 4-1 on Saturday 14 January, and to be honest it should have been a cricket score....remember the game ? There was you and Salv and I think one other (Lee ?) if my memory serves me well, all three shouting out different instructions to players, having a go at them and no wonder some retaliated ! I was standing right next to the dug-outs opposite the stand so could hear the ear bashing ! Little Matt Day(right winger) scored Sandhurst goal. The first Molesey goal; was a bit of a give away by the keeper, again if my memory serves me well After the game, I went into the rather small but nice clubhouse, the bar is on the left where a lovely lady served me a beer and said would I like a sausage (frankfurter) roll. Oh yeah by the way, don't insult me and make yourself look rather silly by PM message calling me a LIAR perhaps you will kindly retract your comment and say SORRY like the man you say you are! In public, on this forum would be nice - Thank you. I now suggest you go and find that gun, aim it nicely at your foot and fire it! You see Mr. Motivator the self confessed best motivator in the CCL, be careful what you say, 'cos your bullish tactics don't shine nicely on your bald head ! Oh yeah, talking of bald heads, is the Molesey manager (no disrespect , you can't be as bad) your twin brother. ha ha !!! Apologies will be accepted in due course .................I'll be waiting ! As you say in your common words ''Who looks the kent now !!! What a contrived load of sh1te surprise surprise it would have to be Hammer59's club do you think I am stupid or something?I suggest you get your scriptwriters to get thier facts right you aint never been to Sandhurst when i have been around,you are only making things worse by continuing this fabrication, trying to paint a picture that you don't know the Molesey manager is laughable and childish grow up and fight your own battles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rother Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 ...be careful what you say' date=' 'cos your bullish tactics don't shine nicely on your bald head...[/quote'] WTF? This piece of nonsense can only be the product of an unhinged mind. Rattled. Severely rattled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rother Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 (edited) .. Edited August 6, 2012 by Rother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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