Friendlies 6/7th JULY

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

Reminds me of when I was visiting an old friend in West Wales.

 

An old woman came into the pub we were in, one night, and asked loudly 'HAS ANYBODY SEEN MYFANWY?' (pronounced my-fanny)

 

We all burst out laughing, so she said 'MY DAUGHTER MYFANWY HASN'T COME HOME YET, HAS ANYBODY SEEN MYFANWY?'

 

So one guy blurted out 'No but I saw Dracula's Revenge, that was bad enough love!'

 

My sides were splitting...

[Big J R]

That's like the ;Mike Hunt: joke, (was it Porky's' ?)

 

"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?" BRILLIANT.

[NICE GUY]

Oh come on Foxy, Ellers he's won the best Motivator ever in the CCL award didn't you know ?. He also won the perfect english volcabulary award.....see we are way behind, there's no stopping Uncle Fester ....... !!!

 

volcabulary?

is that the name of the plod where spock lived?

 

You been on the 'sauce' again, Jeff ??

 

its no good if you have to explain them jr, I just find it funny when forumites crticise someones grammar and then can't spell themselves.

Volcabulary , the constabulary from Spocks Vulcan home. Vocabulary is the word ( well its a lot of them really..)

 

Ha Ha, now let me think, what's that saying TSF, wait oh yeah ''what goes around, comes around'' best find that gun and aim carefully at your foot.......oops ! LOL

[The Mayor Of Simpleton]

That's like the ;Mike Hunt: joke, (was it Porky's' ?)

 

"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?" BRILLIANT.

 

It was indeed Porky's - first saw that when I was 12/13 (naughty, naughty I know!)

[duncs]

What about the Guy from New Zealand that played for Ash his name was Paul Maringapart

[duncs]

Uncle Fester our Mr Motivator the best in the CCL .......right !!

 

You obviuosly haven't managed a side otherwise you would not be asking the question about signing on forms.......you are the FAKE manager or was........... !

 

You post quoted IMO its still too early to start, I presume pre-season training ?

 

Well the season starts in a months time (thats 4 weeks to you). So in that month you start training, look at players and decide, which players you want, what that first session ? You haven't even seen them play ! So lets wait say one or two more sessions then decide thats another week gone, thats if anyone turns up that are not already training and signed on for another club !

 

So how many games you going to have in that month/3 weeks and be the fittest team in the CCL by running, running, running ? Answer that !

 

Then comes the games, how many in 3 weeks ? The players touch will certainly not be there simply 'cos the players don't touch a ball in pre-season comments made in your own words !

 

You have no idea ! Can all the other managers be wrong who have started their pre-season ? Go back in your cave with your ancient, medieval methods caveman !

 

Just stick to watching games............ !

 

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I'm no Fake Thrush so to prove it once and for all here is my list of teams I have managed Frimley Green twice Farnham Town, Cove, Reserve team Manager at Ash Utd and also Frimley Green and in the last few seasons as an asisstant at Hartley Witney, Camberley, Cove, and Sandhurst,now to prove your not a Fake lets have a list of the teams you have managed or been involved with ie putting out cones and filling up water bottles etc,if you can't give me a list I will take it that you are a fake.........

[Smudge]

Duncs,NO FACE has never in 3 seasons named any Club he has played for,Managed,Scouted for,so do not hold your breath.Even when challenged for Charity,to substantiate his Ludicrous Windsor Budget rants,he has so far declined.Think you are right he should put up or shut up.

[duncs]

Duncs,NO FACE has never in 3 seasons named any Club he has played for,Managed,Scouted for,so do not hold your breath.Even when challenged for Charity,to substantiate his Ludicrous Windsor Budget rants,he has so far declined.Think you are right he should put up or shut up.

Have you noticed that when he is wrong he makes up some childish name and tries to sustanciate his argument around it and by doing so hopes to deflect his lack of intelligence with name calling what a Fake he is,.as the song goes he's a Fake and its lieing season

[Smudge]

He is a Fake Sheikh,you are quite right.NOT A NICE GUY AT ALL.Marvels me that he never has the decency to apologise,when wrong,which he is more often than not.

[royals26]

...can anyone please confirm tomorrow's PSF: Frimley G v Alresford venue - away side's club site suggests 'Aldershot Barracks'

 

 

 

... also late change to (not CCL) Fleet Town's friendly tomorrow PM - AFC Stoneham (nr Eastleigh) have cancelled - pitch not ready - and now FTFC will play New Milton (Wessex Lge) @

 

Wavell Centre "near (but not in)" Military Stadium, Queens Avenue, Aldershot GU11 2LG - 16:30 KO.

 

PS - which way round are the C&H v NGU games tomorrow or are they just two 'squad' matches? Would have thought if this rain persisssts that the games both there and Bisley might 'go under'. Weird co-incidence - I'm sure we had vast amounts of wet stuff at this very time last July which c@cked up some PSF games at Bisley - though at very short notice too - ended up dashing round to Bedfont Sports for an evening game vs Cockfosters - played on the 'back pitch'?

Can only think it will be on the 3G pitch next door to the military stadium which is in Queens Rd nearer to North Camp than Aldershot

 

...sorry bit late dipping back in to this - so was the Frimley G game postponed/cancelled?

 

- Wessex league site suggests as much - it did somewhat p!ss it down for a prolonged period round here last saturday.

 

- I ended up .... nowhere - took pity on my kids and gave them a lift into town for the 'flicks' instead of making them walk and going out myself.

[duncs]

Uncle Fester our Mr Motivator the best in the CCL .......right !!

 

You obviuosly haven't managed a side otherwise you would not be asking the question about signing on forms.......you are the FAKE manager or was........... !

 

You post quoted IMO its still too early to start, I presume pre-season training ?

 

Well the season starts in a months time (thats 4 weeks to you). So in that month you start training, look at players and decide, which players you want, what that first session ? You haven't even seen them play ! So lets wait say one or two more sessions then decide thats another week gone, thats if anyone turns up that are not already training and signed on for another club !

 

So how many games you going to have in that month/3 weeks and be the fittest team in the CCL by running, running, running ? Answer that !

 

Then comes the games, how many in 3 weeks ? The players touch will certainly not be there simply 'cos the players don't touch a ball in pre-season comments made in your own words !

 

You have no idea ! Can all the other managers be wrong who have started their pre-season ? Go back in your cave with your ancient, medieval methods caveman !

 

Just stick to watching games............ !

 

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I'm no Fake Thrush so to prove it once and for all here is my list of teams I have managed Frimley Green twice Farnham Town, Cove, Reserve team Manager at Ash Utd and also Frimley Green and in the last few seasons as an asisstant at Hartley Witney, Camberley, Cove, and Sandhurst,now to prove your not a Fake lets have a list of the teams you have managed or been involved with ie putting out cones and filling up water bottles etc,if you can't give me a list I will take it that you are a fake.........

Still waiting Fake,I think the Windsor chap is right when you have to put your money where your mouth is you aint seen for dust

[duncs]

What have you won that should of said Lol, not what have you on. He he.

Have you not been involved with this level of football in the last 10 years or so this is becoming tedious but here we go again Surrey intermediate league runner up in my first season as a manager, CCL Res Div runner up and champions and league cup and Tongham cup, CCL Prem Div,CCL Cup, Southern Combination Cup and Runner up, Aldershot Senior Cup and Runner up, oh and Two fans Focus trophies for good measure,also voted The top manager in our area along with Terry Brown who was at Aldershot by the Aldershot news and mail,and what have you won ?

Don't be shy mate I won't laugh there are a load of managers that aint won anything just keep on trying but if i were you i would definitely up the running in training

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

Oh come on Foxy, Ellers he's won the best Motivator ever in the CCL award didn't you know ?. He also won the perfect english volcabulary award.....see we are way behind, there's no stopping Uncle Fester ....... !!!

 

volcabulary?

is that the name of the plod where spock lived?

 

You been on the 'sauce' again, Jeff ??

 

its no good if you have to explain them jr, I just find it funny when forumites crticise someones grammar and then can't spell themselves.

Volcabulary , the constabulary from Spocks Vulcan home. Vocabulary is the word ( well its a lot of them really..)

 

Ha Ha, now let me think, what's that saying TSF, wait oh yeah ''what goes around, comes around'' best find that gun and aim carefully at your foot.......oops ! LOL

 

yeah yeah green fingers got there first , I found my mistake funny too!