Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Split

[Horace]

Loosely - Okay let me put it another way then, Vanessa Paradis is not Kate Winslet is she and couldn't hold a candle to her

 

Mind boggles at the thought of Kate and Vanessa and a candle!

[Loose]

Loosely - Okay let me put it another way then, Vanessa Paradis is not Kate Winslet is she and couldn't hold a candle to her

 

Mind boggles at the thought of Kate and Vanessa and a candle!

 

Well hold on there Horace, the ante has been "upped" and they now have to share the candle with Cheryl.

 

Now, in a catfight, who would get most of the candle?

[Big J R]

Loosely - Okay let me put it another way then, Vanessa Paradis is not Kate Winslet is she and couldn't hold a candle to her

 

Mind boggles at the thought of Kate and Vanessa and a candle!

 

Well hold on there Horace, the ante has been "upped" and they now have to share the candle with Cheryl.

 

Now, in a catfight, who would get most of the candle?

 

Forget the 'back-passage' though, or it would be 'A Candle In The Wind' !!

 

[Rhodes]

Cracks in Depp and Paradis's 'fairytale' romance began to show after the couple and their two children moved from their idyllic South of France hideaway, which Paradis loved, to Los Angeles at the end of last year. By April rumours of an affair between Depp and his 'Rum Diary' co star Amber Heard were circulating after the sexy actress was photographed climbing on board his private jet in Las Vegas, obviously Depp vehemently denied the rumours. A friend said 'they moved to LA hoping life would be easier as Johnny's workload increased, they tried for months to work things out but they couldn't carry on, it's really sad'.

[Big J R]

And of course, JD has a great love for us.

 

When he was filming here, one of his children was taken seriously ill and treated at Great Ormond Street.

 

He keeps it very quiet just how much he has raised/donated to their funds.

 

I thought he was brilliant in that episode of 'Extras' with Ricky Gervais !

Edited June 29, 2012 by Big J R

[Lato]

nobody can for the life of them fathom out what Depp ever saw in Paradis who's only claim to fame was back in 1987 when she had the hit song Joe Le Taxi:

 

 

 

Call me old fashioned but perhaps he was attracted to her as a person and someone he could relate to rather than worry about her fame.

[Eastside Urchin]

Nah,I reckon its because she loves it up the ar$e

[Rhodes]

Call me old fashioned but perhaps he was attracted to her as a person and someone he could relate to rather than worry about her fame

LATO - That's a very good point as ever, I believe Depp is quite down to earth despite his huge profile and has happily offered Paradis half his fortune despite them not being married

[3praise]

The story that makes you absolutely right Rhodesy is the one of the little girl from Greenwich who wrote to Jonny Depp as a fan, he went to visit her at her School unannounced and with no press within a mile - so they could play pirates. You don't find many in Hollywood who would so such a thing!

[Eastside Urchin]

Maybe not hollywood but I bet gary glitter wouldn't be too far away

[Big J R]

Maybe not hollywood but I bet gary glitter wouldn't be too far away

 

Ooooh - You cynic, EU !!

[Rhodes]

The story that makes you absolutely right Rhodesy is the one of the little girl from Greenwich who wrote to Jonny Depp as a fan, he went to visit her at her School unannounced and with no press within a mile - so they could play pirates. You don't find many in Hollywood who would so such a thing!

3praise - You know your onions don't you, I think they should bring back 'Jim'll Fix It' for moments such as that albeit obviously with a different presenter, who would you suggest

[3praise]

"Cliff'll fix it" has a certain ring to it.

[Loose]

"Cliff'll fix it" has a certain ring to it.

 

Great concept. Kids could ask Cliff questions, and he could ignore them. At the end the kid gets an old program on a bit of mank ribbon to go round their neck.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Eh, come again, maybe you're qualified then to host a new version of Jim'll Fix It, at least it would give you a new venture to occupy your time following the disastrous failure of the last one

[Loose]

Loosely - Eh, come again, maybe you're qualified then to host a new version of Jim'll Fix It, at least it would give you a new venture to occupy your time following the disastrous failure of the last one

 

Appreciate the idea Rhodes but perhaps you are unaware that with my record on "unsuccessful" ventures it must have escaped your notice that I am 49, retired and living La Dolce Vita. Perhaps you've got time to hand out those Progs on a Rope after all?

[Rhodes]

I see that Vanessa Paradis made her first public appearance on Monday night since splitting with Johnny Depp when sheepishly attending the Premier of her latest film 'Je Me Suis Fait Tout Petit' in Paris. Paradis looked scruffy in jeans and an over sized jacket and Depp must be rubbing his hands to finally be out of a relationship he never really appeared to be comfortable in from day one:

 

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