Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Split

[Rhodes]

As predicted on another thread some weeks ago, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have gone their seperate ways after 14 years together, they never married but have two children, Lily-Rose 12 and Jack 10. Apparently nobody else is involved however rumour has it that Depp is seeing actress Amber Heard and Paradis is linked to French musician Benjamin Biolay, nobody can for the life of them fathom out what Depp ever saw in Paradis who's only claim to fame was back in 1987 when she had the hit song Joe Le Taxi:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2162490/Johnny-Depp-Vanessa-Paradis-100m-pay-off.html

[Loose]

Paradis who's only claim to fame was back in 1987 when she had the hit song Joe Le Taxi:

 

 

Of course for Rhodesy, if it ain't done in the UK or the US it ain't happened. For the rest of us we only need to look at Vanessa's Wiki page to see her extensive discography, modelling and acting credits.

 

No spring poulet anymore but then Depp at 49 (and Rhodesy at 50+ something allegedly) isn't....either.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Paradis

Edited June 22, 2012 by Loose

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Yes but I couldn't name a film off the top of my head that Vanessa Paradis has been in

[Loose]

Loosely - Yes but I couldn't name a film off the top of my head that Vanessa Paradis has been in

 

Precisely my point. I rest my case.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - It's precisely my point too, okay Paradis has been a fairly successful model, albeit not in the Kate Moss or Elle MacPherson mould, but she hasn't achieved much, if anything, as an actresss

[Loose]

Loosely - It's precisely my point too, okay Paradis has been a fairly successful model, albeit not in the Kate Moss or Elle MacPherson mould, but she hasn't achieved much, if anything, as an actresss

 

I know why you'd think that Rhodesy. You're not one to let your mind travel too far.

[Big J R]

Loosely - Yes but I couldn't name a film off the top of my head that Vanessa Paradis has been in

 

Nor could I, so I took the trouble to 'look her up', if you'll pardon the expression !!

 

http://uk.ask.com/wiki/Vanessa_Paradis#Filmography

[Rhodes]

nobody can for the life of them fathom out what Depp ever saw in Paradis

Loosely - My original post was based on the above point which you haven't even touched on, no doubt you will disagree

[Loose]

nobody can for the life of them fathom out what Depp ever saw in Paradis

Loosely - My original post was based on the above point which you haven't even touched on, no doubt you will disagree

 

Well perhaps you should publish proof that "nobody" can for the life of them etc etc.

 

Perhaps you could explain just who this sort of nobody is and find a quote. On the other hand if it's just you saying that as a prime example of being a "nobody" then that would explain your statement. Which is it?

[Rhodes]

Loosely - We've been here before haven't with with threads such as Akmal Shaikh, Amanda Knox and Robin Gibb, why do you persist in getting involved just to be opposite

[Loose]

Oh I'm sorry Rhodes, did you not want to answer that last question? Well as they always say, if you can't stand the heat - get out of the kitchen!

[Rhodes]

Loosely - You've proved my point, I posted at 6.55 and you replied at 7.11 infact that's a slow response for you. Everybody knows that Vanessa Paradis is a nobody so why are you defending her.

[Loose]

Loosely - You've proved my point, I posted at 6.55 and you replied at 7.11 infact that's a slow response for you. Everybody knows that Vanessa Paradis is a nobody so why are you defending her.

 

That's all you had Rhodesy? Some b ollocks about the time?

 

So, kitchen too hot, Rhodesy on the run as usual.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Okay let me put it another way then, Vanessa Paradis is not Kate Winslet is she and couldn't hold a candle to her

[Loose]

Loosely - Okay let me put it another way then, Vanessa Paradis is not Kate Winslet is she and couldn't hold a candle to her

 

Ahh, we're getting to it now aren't we Rhodesy. So if an actress isn't Kate Winslet - the object of your adolescent drooling - then to you she's a nobody?

 

That makes sense - just not your type of w ank material eh?

[Rhodes]

Loosely – Not at all, I’m not actually a fan of women who like to wear the trousers such as Kate Winslet, all I’m saying is that Vanessa Paradis is not a big star in the true sense of the word is she, surely you agree

[Loose]

Loosely – Not at all, I’m not actually a fan of women who like to wear the trousers such as Kate Winslet, all I’m saying is that Vanessa Paradis is not a big star in the true sense of the word is she, surely you agree

 

I'm sure we can clear this up to your satisfaction Rhodes. Just remind me how many top ten hits Kate has had in the UK? Maybe you've got some numbers on Ms Winslet's record sales and perhaps you can confirm that Kate has been a model and spokesperson for Chanel worldwide?

[Rhodes]

Loosely – Okay, well maybe Kate Winslet was a bad example to use, how about Cheryl Cole then, obviously Vanessa Paradis would be well in with Chanel as she’s French isn’t she

[Loose]

Loosely – Okay, well maybe Kate Winslet was a bad example to use, how about Cheryl Cole then, obviously Vanessa Paradis would be well in with Chanel as she’s French isn’t she

 

Sorry Rhodes, you're losing me here. So Winslet is now a nobody too but Cheryl Cole who can't actually sing is a somebody? Please explain.

[Big J R]

..... and we won't mention a certain persons penalty-taking skills !