Paddy likes a drink.

[PremiershipJoyRider]

A Muslim wa sitting next to Paddy on the plane.

Paddy ordered a whisky.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips".

Paddy handed his drink back and said, "Me too, I did n't know we had a choice".

[PremiershipJoyRider]

Just got back from a weeks holidaqy in Cornwall.

Unfortunately my wife's credit card got stolen but I didn't bother to notify the bank as the thief is spending less on it than my wife???

[Ian]

Keep 'em coming , Pete! Makes the close season a bit more interesting!!

[PremiershipJoyRider]

Don't encourage me, Ian.

However, it is DEAD on here even for the close season.

If it does n't pick up soon I may have to start fantasising about Sue.

[PremiershipJoyRider]

For his 9th birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10 speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is £280000 and your mother has just lost her job; there's no way we can afford it".

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading for the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going"?

Little Joseph told him, "I was walking past your bedroom last night and heard you telling Mum that you was pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too......and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280000 mortgage and no bloody bike!!!!!!

[Sue]

Well Pete thats bloody charming !!

 

I come after a dead website and me being a size 10 Cheryl Cole look alike as well

Edited June 19, 2012 by Sue