The EFM party - sex education

[CANV EFM]

instead of teaching 13 yr old girls show to keep old men happy, or teaching 13 yr old boys how to keep old men happy.. why not teach then relavent stuff..

like what to say when you wake up next to a whale after 15 pints.. and she is dicussing where you think your relationship should go from here and would you like to go round her parents for sunday lunch..

basically what the young lads of today need to be taught is how to say.. 'sorry love but if my mates see me with you im finished' in a polite and caring way

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Polite and caring? Not really the 'EFM' way is it??

 

 

[CANV EFM]

yes but if you tell the truth.. then she may not be quite so willing to accommadate your mates after that have had 15 pints..

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Good point.

 

I like your thinking. You truly are a visionary, CANV!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I met my mate Jake in Northampton yesterday, he was telling me how he pulled this moose the night before and had spent all day trying to get rid of her but she was so bad that he wouldn't let his flatmates see her, he had to smuggle her out!

He spent the rest of the day trying to get rid of the smell